it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

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  • =HzC=Heinz

    #1

    it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

    heh. last weekend I stumbled into a BH whorehouse. I am an average player for sure, and spend most of my time in tanks, APCs or on the ground. Once in awhile though, I find myself stumbling into a 'copter. I can't fly 'em, so I am always a passenger.

    the attack copters are pretty sexy. as a gunner you can get off pretty good, but still feel somewhat "soiled" after the experience. something just not quite right about it.

    but the beautiful $2,000 whore is the BH filled up and piloted by a great pilot. man, did I step in it. cause of the beer(s) I don't remember what map it was, but I remember getting 50+ points in no time. it was amazing. a killing & capping machine.

    but, when it was done, I had top points for the round. My team won. But, there was a lingering sense of evil, of un-fairness. like stealing a little kid's lunch money kind of feeling. I felt soiled. I did not earn those points.

    But you know, I hear that the police are closing that whore house down. so, I won't be drawn in by the temptation of the $2000 hooker anymore.
  • soraflair

    #2
    Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

    What the hell is wrong with you? Its a game. Plus this is going to be fixed in the pach.

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    • =HzC=Heinz

      #3
      Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

      Originally posted by soraflair
      What the hell is wrong with you? Its a game. Plus this is going to be fixed in the pach.
      it's called "humor" and "satire" kid. sorry you missed those classes in school.

      :laugh: :laugh:

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      • -={Alpha}=-

        #4
        Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

        Wow, what's with the harsh replies? Don't any of you appreciate a little humour?

        Nice post btw mate, made me laugh :P

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        • bombebomb
          Member
          • Apr 2006
          • 93

          #5
          Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

          Hmm? Im a infantry whore and no one complans.... so who the hell cares.

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          • soraflair

            #6
            Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

            Originally posted by =HzC=Heinz
            it's called "humor" and "satire" kid. sorry you missed those classes in school.

            :laugh: :laugh:
            Hard to tell on the internet when you are reading something.

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            • WolfAlmighty
              Artillery Magnet
              • Jan 2007
              • 2113

              #7
              Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

              Heh don't feel guilty about BH whoring, because the other team can counter it if they so chose. Just the other day I played a match of Songhua (as Chinese), and the enemy had both BHes loaded up and in the air capping flags. They didn't realise that with 12 people in the air, that left a total of four ground troops, one of which I believe was their commander, to stop the onslaught of APCs that rolled into every base. We quickly capped the two unguarded US bases (they were even nice enough to leave their tank there for us ), then spread out to get the other bases back. By the time the BH teams realised what was going on, we had capped all their bases. Then it was just a matter of shooting them down for the win. Chinese won the round 185-0, and I got gold with a mere 18 points.

              So don't feel dirty about BH whoring. I didn't feel dirty about stopping it.

              ~Wolfgang

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              • =HzC=Heinz

                #8
                Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

                Originally posted by -={Alpha}=-
                Wow, what's with the harsh replies? Don't any of you appreciate a little humour?

                Nice post btw mate, made me laugh :P
                thanks man! I was hoping someone would see it the way I intended it.

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                • rombaft

                  #9
                  Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

                  Don't feel bad about that, on mashtuur, I am 75% of the time in a BH, mostly as a pilot because I am good at it, almost never got shot down and caping dam lots of flags. And I don't feel bad about it for one split second.

                  Why?? I think it's fun, realy, makes me laugh all the time.


                  And Don't start flaming me, I admit it that I am a BH whore, if you have to believe this forum nowbody does it, but when you get into mashtuur half the players are waiting for the BH, very strange

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                  • Pilioka

                    #10
                    Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

                    BH whoring is fun. Dirty...sure. But fun. It's also fun when you have a good squad and you never get shot down once

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                    • usiel

                      #11
                      Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

                      I mostly play on 64 servers but I've noticed the past couple of weeks that that Mashtuur battles have been very tight. MEC would just scatter around some vodniks around the map and immediate try and cap the US BH base and once they have that it can be a nightmare to get it back.

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                      • FatJoe

                        #12
                        Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

                        I've got to admit that at first I got sexual ideas about the title..
                        But as I found out, much to my sadness, it had nothing to do with sex

                        On the otherhand, it did bring up a chuckle or two, nice job mate :laugh:

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                        • bisley

                          #13
                          Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

                          Originally posted by -={Alpha}=-
                          Wow, what's with the harsh replies? Don't any of you appreciate a little humour?

                          Nice post btw mate, made me laugh :P


                          Ditto !

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                          • Chenzo

                            #14
                            Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

                            Awesome, Heinz... turn to the dark side! hahaha

                            (I agree... dude's just joking around... some people are these boards are just bitches.... sheesh.)

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                            • =HzC=7PlaGues

                              #15
                              Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

                              God Heinz, if you just blah blah blah this and yadda yadda that, you something or other ding dong dee doo..

                              yep....i want this 2 grand hooker you speak of? are there friends also?

                              i think i was there when you were copter wh*ring...we were defending a base below you the entire time..i had alot of revives on that map...all defense that time..was good LOL's.

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