it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

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  • Mr. ADHD

    #16
    Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

    Don't mind their hostile posts...most people that end up paying for some sort of sexual favours do so under the influence....now that your curiousity has been satiated don't make it a habit otherwise you'll become an addict....or so I hear
    Yes more humour...

    Originally posted by =HzC=Heinz
    heh. last weekend I stumbled into a BH whorehouse. I am an average player for sure, and spend most of my time in tanks, APCs or on the ground. Once in awhile though, I find myself stumbling into a 'copter. I can't fly 'em, so I am always a passenger.

    the attack copters are pretty sexy. as a gunner you can get off pretty good, but still feel somewhat "soiled" after the experience. something just not quite right about it.

    but the beautiful $2,000 whore is the BH filled up and piloted by a great pilot. man, did I step in it. cause of the beer(s) I don't remember what map it was, but I remember getting 50+ points in no time. it was amazing. a killing & capping machine.

    but, when it was done, I had top points for the round. My team won. But, there was a lingering sense of evil, of un-fairness. like stealing a little kid's lunch money kind of feeling. I felt soiled. I did not earn those points.

    But you know, I hear that the police are closing that whore house down. so, I won't be drawn in by the temptation of the $2000 hooker anymore.

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    • =HzC=Heinz

      #17
      Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

      heh. thanks fellas. I thought I would just post something to distract us from waiting for the #$%*@%$!! patch!

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      • DoomXexec311

        #18
        Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

        Jesus cries everytime you BH whore

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        • {USI}_DirTyDeeDs
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          • Jun 2005
          • 334

          #19
          Re: it felt sooo good, but then I felt dirty.....

          Originally posted by Wolfgang Abenteuer
          So don't feel dirty about BH whoring. I didn't feel dirty about stopping it.
          ~Wolfgang

          I always feel DirTy

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