the true idiots in BF2

[rombaft]

Not talking about punishers or so, but the guys who make me laugh.
Sometimes players are that stupid you can't believe it.
For example.


-Guy is shooting at you while he is hiding behind an explosive tank
-guy trows nade but bounces of on the wal back to him and probably some teammates:laugh:
-you are in a tank and someone starts shooting at your tank with his rifle
-jumping of high building without parashute

[ledbythereaper]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

Or people who runover friendly landmines and then punsih you.

[Yellonet]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

Or people who runover friendly landmines and then punsih you.

Yep, I would really want to beat them up in real life. :|:

[Ghost-MOH-]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

Don't forget people who run into the path of your jet during takeoff and punish you.

[CtrlAltDe1337]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

What is so funny is when your in a tank/apc capping a flag and some idiot starts shooting your tank with a machine gun :P

or when a guy jumps,drops C4 in midair,and switches to detonator and blows himself up :)

[Kenny 10 Bellys]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

C4 is bugged to hell, it goes off as you throw it sometimes. You takes your chances throwing C4 anywhere. As for firing guns at APCs, try not to think that he's trying to lure you onto a mine or distract you from the guy planting C4 on your ass, or from the flag itself. All may not be what it seems.

[imported_Spuddy]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

-you are in a tank and someone starts shooting at your tank with his rifle

I'd disagree with that one. I do that to distract the driver while a teammate stick C4 on and blows his ass to hell!

[Harmor]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

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[P3NGU1N0]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

- The ones who try to ram you with a tank when ur in a jihad jeep
- The ones that blow a bridge while there still standin on it
- The sniper who rushes ur position :evil:
- Pilot who drops his bombs when he is WAY to close to the ground :p
- Suicide pilot who crashes his jihad machine into an empty vehicle
- n00b who bails out of his damaged helo while he is WAY out at sea :laugh:

[Solid Snake.pt]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

Hahah, this thread is way too true. Countless times have I seen people do the dumbest things such as:

• A guy running torwards a tank in mid desert, facing it, turret pointed torwards him, with C4 in hand from about 300m distance.
• Drivers falling off a bridge while running at 1 km/h.
• Newbie tank pilots trying to shove tanks through alleyways and ending up blown up by C4 as a result.
• Countless and I do mean COUNTLESS pilots not using the back camera and writing "WTFHAX!!1!1!" when they get suddenly get chased by AMRAAMs.
• Countless stunt-wannabe pilots shoving their planes in the walls.
• People who only use one class and/or who respawn as the same class with a tank/APC in the spawn. It's stupid of them, they die over and over without a way to fight back.
• Blind people. Your team is getting flanked, yet, they keep charging forward while getting shot in their backs.
• People trying to snipe with the G3. When will they understand that that thing is INACCURATE?
• Stupid APC drivers who decide to rush with one APC vs a column of APCs. Smart.
• People running on foot in the middle of the tank-riddeled roads and getting blown to bits.

That's pretty much all I can remember right now. :p

[BravoTwoZeroUK]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

People that use the nade launchers,fire,miss and forget how long it takes to reload it.Dead!
People who try and knife me from behind me when I can hear them on my speakers creeping up.
People that look at a claymore figure out it's a claymore and still run infront of it.

My all time favourite.Team mates who have tunnel vision and look foward and charge running past the enemy and I always seems to be only one to spot the lone enemy soldier among all my team mates.

[Vronsky]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

-you are in a tank and someone starts shooting at your tank with his rifle

I'd disagree with that one. I do that to distract the driver while a teammate stick C4 on and blows his ass to hell!

A lot of experienced tankers are on to that one my friend. If I'm in a tank and I hear the plinking of small arms fire on the armor I know what to look for immediately. Squish, one less SpecOps clown...then I'll deal with you.:evil:

[acaurora]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

Well about the whole hearing someone shoot at you while you're driving off -

usually I do that to ask for a pickup. Most idiots that run off with an APC just by themselves, or worse, a whole BlackHawk by themselves, sometimes will stop and wait for you.

In other idiotic stuff -
People that kamikaze their jets into a chopper(jacked from the enemy) that you are flying with a full load, apparently they can't see the minimap.

Laying mines, then jumping into an APC only to have the driver go over your mine. Five people punishing can really drag your score down -.-;

At the start of each round someone will stand in front of you while you're in a jet/loaded APC/loaded tank and wont move at all. TK = Punish for nothing.


I think you guys covered pretty much all of the bases... ;P

[imported_Spuddy]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

A lot of experienced tankers are on to that one my friend. If I'm in a tank and I hear the plinking of small arms fire on the armor I know what to look for immediately. Squish, one less SpecOps clown...then I'll deal with you.:evil:

That's why the plan has been adapted one step further...

[imported_Got Your Back]

Re: the true idiots in BF2

• What about the commanders who fly aircraft or just sit in a tank & NOT do anything that a commander is supposed to do. AARRRRRGGGGGgghhhh!!
• What about the people who are squad leaders & then fly a jet or chopper. That just totally takes the mobile spawn point away for the squad!