Battlefield 2 - More Magic Than World of Warcraft!

[[M_Metcalf]]

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Engineers: having been blessed with the Backpack of Strength +2, it's a cinch to hoist and run around with 5 anti-tank mines. IRL, with most tactical gear, you attach 2 mines to front hooks on your vest, making them look like two giant teets, but you still need to haul 2 in your hands and possibly one in the backpack AND be able to operate your firearm.

Plus, without any of that pesky body armor to slow you down, you're able to run like the wind.

[Flatline_hun]

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Not to mention choppers Mark IV force field, that can protect them from a 120mm tank shell straight into the cockpit.

[Ruhanga]

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Not to mention the Artillery Brain Mark II that automaticly materilises artillery rounds into the chamber after shot and aims automaticly at target by voice command, but still cant shoot accuratelly.

[Ghost-MOH-]

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Don't forget the special ops' Boots of Escaping. They can run twice as long as any other kit.

[DrunkenPirate]

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LOL good post. GWS :)

[Wreck0]

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lol

- Firing one round from a clip and then reloading causes the remaining rounds and the clip to vanish into the ether. They are probably somehow are used to recompose other ammunition types inside the magic ammo bags.

But isn't that one of the actual realistic things? Discard a clip that still has ammo, and you lose that ammo.

Funny stuff.

[shadow_wolf]

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With the USMCs new Landmines of Warding, a holographic danger image is projected above the little bundle of joy to ward away any friendly units from an untimely demise. Unfortunately, that was the 'old' warding away image. The dwarves manufacturing the mines never got the memo that the particular symbol projected above the mine to alert friendly forces to danger, is now the symbol for 'come this way to safety!'

The USMC has filed a class action lawsuit against the dwarves. The legal matter was settled out of court where the dwarves agreed to supply the USMC with many other of their technologies like Helicopters of Fortitude, Ammo Bags of Holding and Fiery Bullets of Anti-gravity. The original issue remains unresolved.

[DU_is_good_4U]

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lol


But isn't that one of the actual realistic things? Discard a clip that still has ammo, and you lose that ammo.

Funny stuff.

I use a gun regularly and you don't thow half spent clips on the ground, you put them in your pocket Tool ( Swat 4 was good for this).

[Wreck0]

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I use a gun regularly and you don't thow half spent clips on the ground, you put them in your pocket Tool ( Swat 4 was good for this).

Heh, they should do it that way then. You cycle through your remaining clips.

[Solar71]

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VERY FUNNY!!!

BRAVO, and thanks

[Supervisor84]

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You cycle through your remaining clips.

Did somebody say Operation Flashpoint. luv.

- Humvee doors? - Hatches for APCs, AAs and Tanks? A thing of the past with these latest technological advances in wartime equipment. Just come into sensor range and say "energize" and the vehicle will teleport you AND all of your gear into the driver's seat or any other compartment in 0.01 seconds. Regardless if it's moving, being upside down or tumbling down a hill. Also, moving up to the pivotal machinegun and back in any of the vehicles above takes an instant.

- Why bother to hear your own voice?? Either your squadmates are alerted telepathically when you hurl a hand grenade, throw magic packs and revive people, or you really are so high that your voice is completely blocked out by all the carnage around you. It'd be funnier if all voices had the lovely *sealion accent* found among deaf people. "Frrruhg guhnae!"

[Gulf_War_Syndrome]

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Yep, you guys are on it, good stuff!

I was going to put something about the vehicle's magic doors... don't forget that you are able to jump from a crane/building, through a black hawk's spinning rotors, and into the safety of its Mark IV force field, provided you say "energize" at the right time - or just say it like "eeeeeneeeeergiseeeee" as you pass by!

Oh, and for people who are wondering what super-strong substance the black hawks are made from:

Flight safety investigators found that after horrible plane crashes, the "black box" flight data recorders were always still intact. Realising this, they decided to build the Battlefield 2 black hawks out of the same materials.

[Ruhanga]

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The mental stress of flying in copter makes every pilot want to be lonely and not let anyone sit nex to him.

[DU_is_good_4U]

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Respawn!

[Bongwater]

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lol good post.. u forgot how a medics paddles can revive a gunshot or explosion victim back to full health 3 or 4 times over.