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  • NoConflict

    #16
    I got banned once for taking outu a heli with a mounted AT

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    • shadow_wolf

      #17
      Originally posted by NoConflict
      I got banned once for taking outu a heli with a mounted AT
      hahaha sore losers

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      • Daz

        #18
        I have seen people do this, i dont really get it, unless they are trying to trick them into think its c4 or claymore but when you dont see the red marker you can see exactly what it is. I bet their jaw dropped when they saw you walk over them.

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        • baggygreen

          #19
          I think the stupidest thing i've seen is on dragon valley 64 where literally more than half the team decided what a great idea to hop and dolphin dive around on the carrier, waiting to get artilleried. which they did, over and over and over again. meanwhile im up on the hills overlooking the carrier countersniping and backstabbing squad after squad of chinese who were lining up on the hills to get some free kills from the carrier. Eventually I was killed - 2 rounds of M24 left....... 2 full, mixed squads against me (go the claymore karma!!!!!!!)

          I spawned on the carrier, told em to swim for shore at least and took off over the side, and a total of 2 ppl followed me. the commander piped up on VOIP then and said just get onto shore and start working together and capping flags! of course, he happened to be a yank, and heaven forbid a yank was using an aussie server! It wasnt one of the AUS-NZ servers, so there was no problems with it, but strewth the amount of people putting in effort to kick him was impressive!

          If they'd put half as much effort into playing as they did into trying to out bunnyhop arty shells and kick this yank, they woulda owned the map in no time. I stood up for him, he was doing better than most of the rest of us, and was accused of being a yank myself! bloody hell, if you're that stupid to think a yank talks like me, you need that lobotomised brain back. fair dinkum. I left after that, i couldnt take it any more.

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          • shadow_wolf

            #20
            Originally posted by baggygreen
            I think the stupidest thing i've seen is on dragon valley 64 where literally more than half the team decided what a great idea to hop and dolphin dive around on the carrier, waiting to get artilleried. which they did, over and over and over again. meanwhile im up on the hills overlooking the carrier countersniping and backstabbing squad after squad of chinese who were lining up on the hills to get some free kills from the carrier. Eventually I was killed - 2 rounds of M24 left....... 2 full, mixed squads against me (go the claymore karma!!!!!!!)

            I spawned on the carrier, told em to swim for shore at least and took off over the side, and a total of 2 ppl followed me. the commander piped up on VOIP then and said just get onto shore and start working together and capping flags! of course, he happened to be a yank, and heaven forbid a yank was using an aussie server! It wasnt one of the AUS-NZ servers, so there was no problems with it, but strewth the amount of people putting in effort to kick him was impressive!

            If they'd put half as much effort into playing as they did into trying to out bunnyhop arty shells and kick this yank, they woulda owned the map in no time. I stood up for him, he was doing better than most of the rest of us, and was accused of being a yank myself! bloody hell, if you're that stupid to think a yank talks like me, you need that lobotomised brain back. fair dinkum. I left after that, i couldnt take it any more.
            I, sir, take exception to that! :laugh:

            lol sounds like a good time there

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            • [R-Mod]Scoggs

              #21
              i love it when i tell my comander to find the other(they are usually hding by themselves) and i make it my job to constantly kill them so they cant command and saves my team from arty stikes and the like... also its so funny when they get so pissed that they just drop arty on the lonely me....

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              • baggygreen

                #22
                What about commanders who wholly and solely spend their time searching for snipers and lonewolves like scoggsy here, and then go wasting an artillery strike on them, while out in the open with no protection theres a squad capping a flag. I ove it when that happens to me, because it means im 1: doing the other side considerable damage, and 2: taking away a vital asset of the other team. Id rather sacrifice my uncamouflaging ghille-suited self if it means we cap a flag and a squad that seems to know what teamwork means stays alive!

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                • The **TERROR**

                  #23
                  me in a jet that i crashed into a fully loaded blackhawk

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                  • dragon159753

                    #24
                    dumbest thing i've seen? looking in my mirror in the morning:-P

                    i landed my helo on top of a BH as it was taking off, i jumped out, it tried to take off but exploded and the pilot got 5 tks ~.~

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                    • tehpwnerofnoobs

                      #25
                      Originally posted by dragon159753
                      dumbest thing i've seen? looking in my mirror in the morning:-P

                      i landed my helo on top of a BH as it was taking off, i jumped out, it tried to take off but exploded and the pilot got 5 tks ~.~
                      Pwnt! lol!

                      I've been trying to land a blackhawk on two boats on Oman, no success, but is it even possible?

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                      • raceacontari

                        #26
                        I was commanding once, and was firing artillary on a control point. I am watching through the sat cam, and I see the shells start coming down and blowing up the guys I was firing at. This lasts a few seconds...when all of a sudden I see a blackhawk chopper, 5 guys in it all friendlies, enter the picture. The art strike is still coming down and the guy starts to hover over the point, exactly in the middle of the strike. well if you couldn't tell what happened already, a shell hit the blackhawk and I got 5 team kills because of that moron.

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                        • Yezo

                          #27
                          Commander was in the area at karkand with 10 or so people camping for a freaking tank or APC, nobody taking the jeeps. I got pissed and requested an artillery strike on top of the commander and the other poor helpless campers in the area. He approved it, and they all went to heaven.

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                          • SKluck

                            #28
                            I remembered another good one. I was the gunner in the chinese jeep (3 people onboard) and we were headed towards a US jeep that decided to ram us. I start firing, the jeep hits us and explodes. The US driver dies with a "no more" and I get a "no more" AND 2 TKs. WHY?! Maybe because I was firing at the jeep that rammed us, I don't know. I didn't cause it to explode because I only got like 5 shots off on the thing.

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                            • Papigiulio

                              #29
                              Last nite playing Mashtuur, we had an sniper behind a hill which I tried to shoot at with my rifle. Another teammate came to help me with his AT rocketlauncher. But at the time we where shooting the dood, a jeep loaded with teammates happened to drive behind the dood and somehow my mate hit the jeep with his AT launcher and I got the teamkills message. Fecking weird I tells ya

                              Another dumb thing I see alot and i mean ALOT is people running in front of RIDING vehicles. I mean FFS, cmon you don't do that in real life too do ya???

                              And last funny thing I saw was mate of mine flying his HELI into the flaghangar on Dalian Plant, but then suddenly he got lag.


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                              • Blackburn

                                #30
                                the dumbest thing....... people punnishing, when the best of us dont.

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