Female methods to stop you from playing?

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  • Rodney_Chopper

    #91
    fer all you guys still lookin fer a lady(gamer)...
    why not hire a bf2 server and start a date thread here.
    you can bet if shes good at flying a chopper she will be good in bed

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    • Laike

      #92
      My solution? Dump my ex No seriously, I just got her into BF2 too, unsuccessfully, so ended up just spending time on WoW with her, then played BF2 in my free time.

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      • pk1209

        #93
        i tend to get a beating, although it's a mild one.... you have any idea how hard it is to fly a chopper when a naggy wife is hitting you on the arm??

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        • [LG]Cataclysm

          #94
          Originally posted by BigFinger
          well dont know about you but last sunday it was the promise of a blowjob :) as soon as i logged off and got up and came hunting downstairs for her to take he up on the offer she forced her way past and booked a bloodly holiday in the carribian that one mistake cost me £1600 quid !!! gutted... and im still waiting on the bloody blowjob n all!
          Yuck, how can you kiss your wife knowing she had your dick (And maybe even some of the resulting juices) in her mouth?? Eeeeew.

          Mostly it's nag or hit the escape button at important times.

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          • POWER

            #95
            Originally posted by Master Shake
            Your girlfriend is a filthy whore.....thats the highest compliment I can bestowe to you sir..
            Sounds like an all nude flag pole rape to control a check point...

            I dont believe any of it..
            I have some pictures of the bathtub with about 5 or 6 of the girls in it, including my gf, but I doubt I could post those on this forum lol.

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            • sirnaut

              #96
              Mine just lets me be...she knows she cant win unless.........

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              • HYP3R

                #97
                Originally posted by Merlin
                Im sure im not the only one that gets grief from the missus about playing BF2 for too long. Im sure im one of the lucky ones that just gets moaned at, one of my mates girlfrinds took his modem off him to stop him from playing ROFL!!

                Whats your member of the fairer sex's way of stopping you from playing? be it girlfriend/wife/sister/mother.

                Married for 10 years. My wife still has a kicken body. So she just comes in while I am playing turns out the light then goes down town for about 7 minutes. Then she proceeds to get naked and lay on my office couch and hike that ass up in the air. Well... hell... what else am I gonna do. I kicked her out.... jp...

                I usually have my way with her then try to do my best to get back online..lol

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                • fubz

                  #98
                  usuall the gf will just read, then if i get bored i will go in and visit her. Or she will watch a movie... then i get off real fast, i love movie time. I've seen about the first 20-30 mins of a lot of movies... after that... well... use your imagination.

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                  • Hollister360

                    #99
                    Originally posted by HYP3R
                    Married for 10 years. My wife still has a kicken body. So she just comes in while I am playing turns out the light then goes down town for about 7 minutes. Then she proceeds to get naked and lay on my office couch and hike that ass up in the air. Well... hell... what else am I gonna do. I kicked her out.... jp...

                    I usually have my way with her then try to do my best to get back online..lol
                    LOL haha good one

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                    • DU_is_good_4U

                      #100
                      My last girl friend made me choose between the PC and her. She lost, I can atleast turn the computer off when I have had enough.

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                      • nim5033

                        #101
                        Well after reading what some of you guys have had to go through I have to say I am really really lucky. As my Grilfriend says "As long as you don't let it take over your life, its ok." I mean what more cna i ask for?

                        anyways great thread

                        and if anyone wants theres a pic linked.

                        here it is(she made me)

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                        • DrunkenPirate
                          Ascended
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 4210

                          #102
                          I'll consider myself lucky too, mine can't really moan about me playing BF or any other game since she's just as bad with UT2004.

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                          • Grizwold

                            #103
                            Originally posted by TopGunGreg
                            A - she never complains. or even tries
                            except to remind me to eat :p
                            or to allow our son to eat (we play on LAN)
                            She realized you love BF2 more then her and now waits for you to get on the computer so she can run down the street and have sweaty relations with Ned "the cool guy" who has time to pleasure her in ways....well you get the point.

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                            • Grizwold

                              #104
                              Originally posted by j-train
                              My wife is insane to begin with, she sits on the floor and talks my ear off, brings the double-dogs into my office (The twin-terrier-twin-terrors), or she actually cries..... Dang, I wish she would just let me play! IN PEACE!

                              lol...I can't decide who wants to be in this relationship...you, your GF, or the Twwwiiiinnnnsssss

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                              • GeneralPatton
                                Member
                                • May 2005
                                • 942

                                #105
                                Originally posted by Merlin
                                Im sure im not the only one that gets grief from the missus about playing BF2 for too long. Im sure im one of the lucky ones that just gets moaned at, one of my mates girlfrinds took his modem off him to stop him from playing ROFL!!

                                Whats your member of the fairer sex's way of stopping you from playing? be it girlfriend/wife/sister/mother.
                                Girlfriend and it would be calling non-stop or forcing me on instant messanger. If I refuse..Oh man. Negative Brownie Points for me

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