Jumping people vs. Armor = Dead people

[Dearmad]

Whining about whores is stupid- seems to me the point of having so many choices in the game is because then we can all specialize in what we want to do. I admire/trust the whores more than the johns, I'll you that much- because someone who's GOOD in a tank is someone I can depend on to stand off and support me (playing as infantry) not just charge in and lose the asset.

So WHORE ON! (Here's my $20). Thank you.

[Denigrate]

damn infantry whores......

[RandomTask]

If you are not generously equipped from nature it is perfectly understandable that you would chose the tank as your favorite weapon It is a Freudian trap that EA in their funny little way added to the game.

[PBAsydney]

I am bunny jumping pump-gun whore. And it sure is fun

[Teaves]

I'm a tank whore, but I think it's the least worst of the whores when it comes time to whore something.. I mean tanks can be taken out by almost anything in the game. I find Chopper and Plane whores to whore on average 64.53% more due to flying vehicles avoiding most of the ways in which ground vehicles can be taken out.

When those whores are whoring it up, i choose the anti-air vehicle when possible because their vehicle whoring basically counters my regular tank whoring which can cause distress. In such GRIM times as these (any maps with planes some with choppers) I choose to whore the anti-air vehicle. It's the only thing you can whore that has a chance to stop their whoring adequately.. barely.

So in conclusion, I whore tanks when I can. But believe there are worse whores who whore things that are more unbalanced than the tank whores.

You are a comedy genius, i especially like the percenatage bit :rofl: thats geniune praise im not being sarcastic.

LOL at the thread btw, it started well (and funny) and i too laugh when someone i woud have to back up to shoot normally just jumps up in the air, saving me time and effort But it all went wrong in the usual way.

Dont take that as agreeing with the thread starter though, i respect his open admission of tank whoring and first reponse to gunner (whos seems to be in denial, its nothing to be ashamed of you know ) but then he went too far with the flamebaiting, you should have left it at the first response, that was perfect and amused me

[shadow_wolf]

the title of this thread reminded me of tonight when I was taking a base with an LAV and some spec ops guy came running at me and jumped at the last second...right into my bullet :laugh:

[tehpwnerofnoobs]

This thread is just a hunk of trolling.

As for the topic, I haven't really notcied a huge difference, but jumping makes them slow down temporarily for me making it easy to hold fire on that spot a little longer, blam kill dead. Works for any automatic gun really.

[321]

I usually bunnyhop with my DOA-12 and it works pretty well but, I barley every go infantry.

[Wynterheart]

Idiot. The point of my post was to highlight the fact that people who jump like rabbits thinking they can avoid being killed by a tank/APC quickly find out that it doesn't work. Why don't you read the phucking post first before contributing your worthless two cents, moron.

i read your post, moron. i don't care if you are jumping, standing still, or breakdancing, a ****ing vehicle gun is going to kill you anyway, idiot.

[imported_Andy]

ugh i hate people who hate people who jump around, if you were about to get killed by a tank or enemy or anything, wouldnt you freak out and try to get away, it seems to me like all they want is a static target.

Soldier: excuse me mr enemy stand still so i can shoot you

[glaeken]

If you're a basic grunt, caught out in the open against armour it's often good night nurse unless you can jump and pray whilst running for cover. I've seen it often enough, but never tried it as it's pointless against somebody even reasonable in a tank or APC.

Actually as the original poster tried to point out jumping is stupid in the face of armor. By far you best chance is sprinting. If I am in armor and someone gets away from me it is virutally always because they sprinted for cover. Jumping just slows you movement speed down so it takes longer to get to cover and gives the guy in the armor far more chance to shoot you.

So next time one of you jumpers thinks about mashing the jump button constantly to avoid armor maybe try using sprint instead and you might be surprised just how effective it is.

[TFH-GaretJax]

i read your post, moron. i don't care if you are jumping, standing still, or breakdancing, a ****ing vehicle gun is going to kill you anyway, idiot.

Again, tell that to the idiots who insist on jumping in front of me trying to avoid bullets while I am in armor and shooting at them. What you just said was exactly the point of my post you phucking twit. Thank you for proving not only to me, but the entire BF2 community that you are one stupid son of a b|tch.

I asked you to read my post first before injecting your two cents. Obviously you did not, as you have just basically provided a summary of the exact topic I posted about. I am through with you. Go be stupid on someone else's thread. I'm sure they could use some mildy interactive entertainment.

[slosh]

Garet does everyone hate you? Can't you ever make a post without flaming someone? You are such a good representative of your clan. Oh and by the way, thanks for telling the mod we got a kick out of you and your whining to him to "look into things" :laugh:

You are so pathetic. You can't ever be the bigger person and let something go. It's really quite sad.

Yes bunny hopping is lame but it is part of the game right now. So just keep blasting away at the rabbits and eventually you'll get them.

[TFH-GaretJax]

Garet does everyone hate you? Can't you ever make a post without flaming someone? You are such a good representative of your clan.

Erm, my intention with any thread or post I make is not to flame someone. How is it that in this case, I am the culprit of the flames that exist in this thread? I sure as phuck didn't start them. People want to be asses to me, I'll be an ass back. Simple as that.

The forums at this site, in case you did not notice, are rife with angry, cynical and tempermental people. You can say the most innocuous thing and someone will flame you for it. Such is the life of a highly competitive and testosterone filled game. People have to prove that they are as much of a badass in the game, as they are on the boards.

Oh and by the way, thanks for telling the mod we got a kick out of you and your whining to him to "look into things"

I imagine you did. Of course, I didn't see another reply from you in that thread after that, so someone or something must have stepped on your d|ck and shut you up. You seem to take great delight in following me around on the boards starting flame wars and other problems with me. The proof I need is slowly building up, and I wouldn't be suprised if you weren't warned about your behavior again.

[Fee501st]

Gunner just got Backfired