Jumping people vs. Armor = Dead people

[TFH-GaretJax]

I read in the forums all the time how people hate the bunny hoppers in the game, jumping around trying to avoiding being hit by live fire. I personally love it when they do it. When I'm in an APC or tank, and those jackasses start jumping around trying to avoid being hit, it makes my job killing them even easier. Lead them about an inch and aim right above the head, and presto, a dead rabbit.

Not only that, but when they jump close to my armor, I am able to hit them better. We all know that the turrets on armor cannot hit objects standing very close to the vehicle. However, when idiots start jumping around trying to avoid you and your vehicle they jump... just high enough for you to blow their head off.

I must have killed 40 or more people last night in Karkand doing exactly as I detailed above.. of course I was accused of using aimbots, tank whoring, hacks whatever. I honestly didn't care, 40 kills equals 80 points, and I was happy to have them.

[Retribution.]

aye i do like watching a jumper squirm as that turret just sits there shell loaded

it really has to be one of the best things in the game, to see a jumper jump higher than he thought he could.

[AT39]

What's even better is when they jump onto the tank. Move forward a little bit, BAM, one more road kill.

[Combined]

I just looked at your stats TFH-GaretJax, 4328 of your total 6442 kills are from armor. Congratulations, here's the armor whore ribbon.

[TFH-GaretJax]

I just looked at your stats TFH-GaretJax, 4328 of your total 6442 kills are from armor. Congratulations, here's the armor whore ribbon.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. If you can't hack it, then stop playng the game. I never claimed to not be an armor whore. I found something I enjoy doing in the game, and you choose to hate me for it.

I just looked at your stats Corporal Borobemir, 3193 of your total 9297 kills are from armor. Congratulations, here's your armor whore ribbon.

Phucking hypocrite.

[Combined]

Don't hate the player, hate the game. If you can't hack it, then stop playng the game. I never claimed to not be an armor whore. I found something I enjoy doing in the game, and you choose to hate me for it.

Pathetic.

No I don't hate you noob, I just thought my post would make you realize what a pointless thread this is: you're an armor whore bragging about your 40 kills in one round. Oh yeah and 40 kills in one round is not impressive. And I can definitely "hack it", better than you at least.

Simple maths by the way: 2/3 > 1/3. Plus time spent yadda yadda...

[TFH-GaretJax]

No I don't hate you noob, I just thought my post would make you realize what a pointless thread this is: you're an armor whore bragging about your 40 kills in one round. Oh yeah and 40 kills in one round is not impressive. And I can definitely "hack it", better than you at least.

My post was aimed at people that jump around like idiots trying to avoid being killed by armor. My post pointed out (read: proved) that jumping around like an idiot does not increase your chance for survival against armor as long as the guy in the armor is prepared.

I don't much care for your condenscending, ego-maniacal attitude. You post some drivel about how I like to tank whore, when you yourself practice the same behavior. You duly ignore that fact, and choose to continue flaming me about it when you have proven yourself to be nothing more than a god damned hypocrite.

You're right. 40 kills in one round with a tank isn't impressive. I had 60 total kills. Along with 10 engineering repair points. Plus 20 points worth of flag assists/captures. So while my 'kills' do not seem especially impressive, my end score, in my opinion, was.

You tout that you can 'hack it' better than I can. Well, put your money where your mouth is, and try me on for size sometime girly-man. I guarantee I'm not the pushover that you like to think I am, n00b.

[Ghost-Three-Four]

I like it too, just die tired doing that stuff. But more kills for all you tankers out there so it's only right.

[TFH-GaretJax]

I just realized something about you and your pathetic stats, Borobemir. While initially they look great, upon further investigation, they quickly reveal themselves to be lackluster and of sub-par performance.

Out of the 12 available maps to play in, you exclusively play in only three:

1) Strike At Karkand (40 total hours)
2) Sharqi Peninsula (30 total hours)
3) Mashtuur City (30 total hours)

So out of a total of 126 hours played, nearly 100 hours is dedicated to those three maps. Compelling, to say the least. I'm sure there is a reason why your kill/death ratio is so high. Looks like I just found that reason.

Okay, so you like playing those maps... let's see what kits you use most in them.

1) Engineer (42 total hours)
2) Medic (32 total hours)

All right, fair enough. Now let's see what vehicles you use most in those maps using those kits.

1) Armor (22 total hours)

Hmm... I see a trend. Inner city/close quarter fighting only maps, use of medic/engineer/armor combo prevalent, seems someone enjoys whoring armor just as much as I do.

Total kills: 9297
Total kills with Armor: 3193 - Most kills in any category I might add.

However, I digress. You can 2/3 > 1/3 and talk about 'doing the maths' all you want, but the end result is regardless of who has the higher ratio of tank time versus total kills, you are just as guilty of the practice as I am.

You are nothing more than just another common, run-of-the-mill, un-ordinary, typical, unimaginative, unresourceful tank whore practioner in the game. Just like me. Get a grip, fool. Your delusions of grandeur of being 'better' than me evaporated the moment you opened your mouth (or started typing in this case).

[crashtest]

lol! Some good drama to read.


ep3nis!

[TFH-GaretJax]

lol! Some good drama to read. ep3nis!

No sh|t. I feel stupid for even allowing myself to stoop to Borobemir's level.

[snakeeyes]

You two need Jesus

[DoubleVee]

to the tank whore....trying getting out of the tank and actually killing peopel with your assault rifle...you know, it's fun

[FM_Echo_One]

Even if people aren't bunny hopping, infantry vs armour is a joke...

[snakeeyes]

to the tank whore....trying getting out of the tank and actually killing peopel with your assault rifle...you know, it's fun

Then they'll be infantry whores