I make you TK me

[AeroHawk]

this is the dumbest thread I have ever read in my life

[baggygreen]

^^^^^^^^^ agree with aerohawk.

Didnt someone else already come up with the same theory?

And this isnt eeven funny, unlike the KillTomRillick or whatever his name is

[ikilled007]

Well sometimes you need to point out the obvious.

As to his issues who cares. There are far to many idiots in the world to care about just one who seeks attention.

Obviously you care, since you took the time to announce to everyone that he has issues. So, tell us, what are his issues, or were you just talking out your ass?

[Ghiest]

I made an account just to make you TK me on ranked servers. If you're on my team, I'll jump in front of your vehicles, Run over your mines or claymore, get in your line of fire, and for the love of god run under my commander's artillery with arms-wide-open.

I know.. I know.. It's a s**ty thing to do. But I have to do it. EA pisses me off and they don't listen.. Plus they want to release an expansion pack before they fix the current problems. So if BF2 is going to be a hell for me. Its going to be a hell for everyone. I know... I know.. What an a**hole. But it's just your stats, it's not so bad.. You'll get used to it. Before you know it, you'll be kicked banned before you can type WTF. Please just don't whine about it in game because I dont have time to type in game. Lots of teammates to force TKs and I don't have time to yap.

Besides, its actually quit challenging and fun to make your teammates kill you. Lucky for me the 2 mile per hour bummer death is a gift form EA. Thanks EA. Thanks for all your Film Actors Guild executives.

Remember it's banned by gamewide account or cdkey not your login name. You do this **** on my server i will ban your ass quicker than you can jump infront of another tank. So you will login to have a proper game to find you are banned from alot of servers being a dick

[holybadger]

:blabla: he will only manage to get 2/3 people pissed off , and probs voted out of lots of servers, so good luck :blabla:

[Berrern]

Your "crusade" is only going to piss off gamers, and not EA. In fact, not even the slightest bit.

Here's why:
So you're out to get TK'ed. If I teamkilled you once, maybe even twice because of YOUR stupidity, I know that I for sure would avoid you for the rest of the map. Either way, you wouldn't be able to make me TK you enough for me to get kicked.

Anyway, let's make a nice figure.
Say, by miracle, you somehow manage to get 5 people banned each day. I doubt any of those will complain to EA, but I'll be nice - so let's say 1 person complain. So, because of your crusade, 1 person sends an e-mail to EA daily, complaining about how ****ed up the TK system is.

Now, how many e-mails do you think EA receives every day regarding this game? Just look at how many whining posts about this or that issue there is here in the forums!
It's been shown that people contacting EA about serious exploits, backdoors and such, only meet the wall. Simply put; EA doesn't have time or capacity to read through and act upon every e-mail they receive.

Still, let's continue our math :p
I doubt this is a realistic figure, but let's say that 1 of 10 mails regarding teamkilling gets read by some representative at EA. I can image EA has a customer department with a lot of employees, causing mails to be spread to different inboxes, meaning different people reads different e-mails. Perhaps 1 out of 100 mails regarding this issue will be looked seriously upon.

So let's sum it up.
1 person complains daily, 1 of 10 of those e-mails actually gets read, 1 of 100 of them gets acted upon/noted down. That's 3.6 PER YEAR. Yeah, your crusade is definitely gonna make EA act faster o.O

The only ones you're ruining the games for are yourself and us serious players. Therefore I'd like you to **** off and burn your BF2 CD before you think of any more good ideas to "get back at EA".

****ing kiddo, there's no way I believe you are 28. IF you infact are 28, you must be seriously disabled mentally.

[StokoE]

I made an account just to make you TK me on ranked servers. If you're on my team, I'll jump in front of your vehicles, Run over your mines or claymore, get in your line of fire, and for the love of god run under my commander's artillery with arms-wide-open.

I know.. I know.. It's a s**ty thing to do. But I have to do it. EA pisses me off and they don't listen.. Plus they want to release an expansion pack before they fix the current problems. So if BF2 is going to be a hell for me. Its going to be a hell for everyone. I know... I know.. What an a**hole. But it's just your stats, it's not so bad.. You'll get used to it. Before you know it, you'll be kicked banned before you can type WTF. Please just don't whine about it in game because I dont have time to type in game. Lots of teammates to force TKs and I don't have time to yap.

Besides, its actually quit challenging and fun to make your teammates kill you. Lucky for me the 2 mile per hour bummer death is a gift form EA. Thanks EA. Thanks for all your Film Actors Guild executives.

Queer

[Alfonse]

Hahahahahaha, I love this guy sooo baited you all..... twats.

To those that say its only a game have fun..... WHO the fook are you to tell someone else what fun is? Who told you, what fun was and how is should be carried out, oh sorry.... you're all right and humour and fun aren't individual personality traits and being different condons comments like "queer" and "you're disabled".

Your prejudice is what causes race hate and anti-social behaviour even if the indicative context is about a fooking computer game.

Bring it on, you lose at life.

[glaeken]

Obviously you care, since you took the time to announce to everyone that he has issues. So, tell us, what are his issues, or were you just talking out your ass?

Yawn. Troll number two your time is up.

[stormwolf]

I made an account just to make you TK me on ranked servers. If you're on my team, I'll jump in front of your vehicles, Run over your mines or claymore, get in your line of fire, and for the love of god run under my commander's artillery with arms-wide-open.

I know.. I know.. It's a s**ty thing to do. But I have to do it. EA pisses me off and they don't listen.. Plus they want to release an expansion pack before they fix the current problems. So if BF2 is going to be a hell for me. Its going to be a hell for everyone. I know... I know.. What an a**hole. But it's just your stats, it's not so bad.. You'll get used to it. Before you know it, you'll be kicked banned before you can type WTF. Please just don't whine about it in game because I dont have time to type in game. Lots of teammates to force TKs and I don't have time to yap.

Besides, its actually quit challenging and fun to make your teammates kill you. Lucky for me the 2 mile per hour bummer death is a gift form EA. Thanks EA. Thanks for all your Film Actors Guild executives.

You're actually a virtual terrorist. We are the infidels who injoy the game, as we enjoy the wastern world's freedom, and you are the one who gets pissed by it and tries to terrorize us all. Like terrorists technically you are barely affective - it's not like you can really affect our score. But by doing that very small damage you make us fear from your cause.

F**k off. Put a C4 on your self and blow up. Maybe then you'll get your share of 72 virgins.

[iewgnem]

I know.. I know.. It's a s**ty thing to do

yes, very, and its a s**ty life you are living. Go kill your self, maybe make someone in your family TK you because your life is so miserable.

[Alfonse]

You're actually a virtual terrorist. We are the infidels who injoy the game, as we enjoy the wastern world's freedom, and you are the one who gets pissed by it and tries to terrorize us all. Like terrorists technically you are barely affective - it's not like you can really affect our score. But by doing that very small damage you make us fear from your cause.

F**k off. Put a C4 on your self and blow up. Maybe then you'll get your share of 72 virgins.

Eeeerrrr yes, "I shall injoy the game, you infidel......while at the same time wasterns (wastings) the world freedom" lol

You didn't read my post did you...you poor thing........get someone to read it to you........

[Alfonse]

yes, very, and its a s**ty life you are living. Go kill your self, maybe make someone in your family TK you because your life is so miserable.

Hahahahahaha, I love this guy sooo baited you all..... twats.

To those that say its only a game have fun..... WHO the fook are you to tell someone else what fun is? Who told you, what fun was and how is should be carried out, oh sorry.... you're all right and humour and fun aren't individual personality traits and being different condons comments like "queer" and "you're disabled".

Your prejudice is what causes race hate and anti-social behaviour even if the indicative context is about a fooking computer game.

Bring it on, you lose at life.

[GSX0r]

Gunner,
Basically what you've just said my plan is going to help people become better players. They will learn not to run over friends, they will learn not to fire artillery near friendlies, they will to only use mines when they see the enemy. You've just given me another reason to force people to TK me.. Im teaching them to "adapt".

ahahaha your the man

[j4k3]

I made an account just to make you TK me on ranked servers. If you're on my team, I'll jump in front of your vehicles, Run over your mines or claymore, get in your line of fire, and for the love of god run under my commander's artillery with arms-wide-open.

I know.. I know.. It's a s**ty thing to do. But I have to do it. EA pisses me off and they don't listen.. Plus they want to release an expansion pack before they fix the current problems. So if BF2 is going to be a hell for me. Its going to be a hell for everyone. I know... I know.. What an a**hole. But it's just your stats, it's not so bad.. You'll get used to it. Before you know it, you'll be kicked banned before you can type WTF. Please just don't whine about it in game because I dont have time to type in game. Lots of teammates to force TKs and I don't have time to yap.

Besides, its actually quit challenging and fun to make your teammates kill you. Lucky for me the 2 mile per hour bummer death is a gift form EA. Thanks EA. Thanks for all your Film Actors Guild executives.

cool!

unfortunately, you won't even touch 10% of the bf2 playing population. it's just too big!