lame but funny at the same time
The Jihad Jeep
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andy2006
Originally posted by American InfidelI always do it on my smurfin name and I always make my declaration of JIHAD (fatwa for the informed and always capitalize the word JIHAD) "you will pay in blood for every step you take on the holy land infidels", "be prepared to swim in rivers of bloods of your fallen comrades infidels, god willing you shall face justice by the mighty sword of Islam" ya know all that typical terrorist BS
if youre on playing on playing AT with the JIHAD jeep just put 5 on the front and then shoot at it for a bit to get it weak so it explodes on impact and hope you dont run into trouble beforehand, but if youre playing Anti personnel, i.e planning on running into the enemies last base into a cluster of people place it on all sides to expand the blast radius and therefore maximize casualties and remember its not a JIHAD unless you die for ALLAH so always go down with the vehicle
and if you really want to be obnoxious and get into it always say "ALLAAAAHUUU AKBAAAAR" or some other muslim phrase after youve JIHADed, it tends to piss em off.
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS
too many opinionated idiots on these forums :laugh: u do realize this is a game yeah ?Comment
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andy2006
thank you for judging me like that real great of you when i have a wife and 2 kids and have been happily married for 10 years lol real smart. How old are you 12 ?Originally posted by CaliberAndy also watches gay porn. But even though he is having a little fun, we wont ban him.
I feel sorry for you that Just because your insecure about your own sexuality doesnt mean others are. Sorry for telling you the truth but you will get banned for this on our clan server we decided as a clan this was a lame tactic just and would not be allowed. Not only that but everytime you do this tactic you loose points for vech damage. Earn enough minus points the server will kick you. Oh and by the way ive forwarded your post onto a forum admin so before you go round slagging off people id think about what you say :|:Comment
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kamandor
Another funny way to do it is to switch to your detonator before you get in the jeep, then drive towards your target, hit F4 to switch to the rear passenger seat then click and detonate your vehicle. Works like a charm and is slightly different than depending on the crash to detonate your suicide jeep, because sometimes it doesn't go off.Comment
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American Infidel
but when you get into it its so much more fun :)Originally posted by andy2006too many opinionated idiots on these forums :laugh: u do realize this is a game yeah ?Comment
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iceman369
LMAO thats the funniest thing I have heard in a while. All u really need to do is have away to commuicate with the enemy and scream ALAH as u slam the jeep
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andy2006
i know and i wish i could which is why ive started to play unranked servers. Playing 6 to 7 hours a day because of stats and not enjoying it can get frustrating. I found playing on unranked servers i enjoy the game better and dont curse at people who get those lucky kills. You know the ones where you sneak up on a guy and at point blank range shoot em with your shotgun only for them not to be hurt turn round and kill you. Or the time i shot a jeep with a tow only for it to go through the front window and have the jeep take no damage what so ever. Ah well cant be worse than planetside i suppose allthough bf2 with BFR in would be cool :laugh:Comment
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animateddave
You don't lose points if you jump out and let the jeep roll before detonating. Like I said I use it all the time and I hardly ever lose points unless I screw up. Quit crying over what you think is a valid tactic and not.Originally posted by andy2006Not only that but everytime you do this tactic you loose points for vech damage. Earn enough minus points the server will kick you. Oh and by the way ive forwarded your post onto a forum admin so before you go round slagging off people id think about what you say :|:Comment
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animateddave
I stick 2 on the front. That gives it enough boom to take out any armor units. Sometimes I stick 2 on the front and 1 on the back but that increases the blast radius which makes it easier for you to die.Originally posted by DamuJihad Jeep Users - How many C4s do you usually stick to the jeep? 5?
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Handy388
in real life blackhawk cannot take 2 tank rounds or anti-tank missiles, but in this game the blackhawk is like a freaking battlecruiser.Originally posted by .Du$ty_Bak3r.man please stop with the "BH whoring".....its part of the ****ing game and from now on ill call you the DurkaDurka for allah "Jihore" or something just as weakComment
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C11.Nemisis
i use the jihad chopper on mashtuur city, put c4 on the front of the mec chopper head for the black hawk, when your close enough press f4 or f5 to switch seats and detonate that bad boy 6 kills.Comment

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