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  • penguino

    #1

    The Jihad Jeep

    Does anyone here oppose to the use of a Jihad Jeep (a jeep with c4 all over it)
    This things are great because it makes those worthless jeeps a dangerous weapon. if im in a tank and i see a jeep swervin at me i jump out and runn like hell!
    Recently ive been using the Jihad Jeep and i just discover what a great weapon it is! You dont have to jump out to detonate it you just have to crash into something going really fast!
    People say its a "gay" thing to do when i use it but hell, i get 20-30 kills a round easily! There was one time i found a helo hovering over my flag on danquing oil fields... i found a ramp and drove right up in and flew into the helo...6 kills 1 suicide and 10 points.

    I just think this is a great tatic and its not cheating or point whoring (like BH whoring)

    does anyone else ever use this Jihad Jeep
  • alkajazz

    #2
    Lmao totally its fun

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    • Pilioka

      #3
      lolol...that's cool..I do it sometimes when I am spec opps. One day I was just plain ol bored so I got in a DPV and C4d it. Yay that was fun.

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      • PBAsydney

        #4
        I love doing it! Thats how i got my explosives ordinary badge

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        • LT_Bootymac

          #5
          Originally posted by penguino
          There was one time i found a helo hovering over my flag on danquing oil fields... i found a ramp and drove right up in and flew into the helo...6 kills 1 suicide and 10 points.
          AWESOME :laugh: :laugh:

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          • Heartless_

            #6
            Other than losing points for killing yourself -_-

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            • PBAsydney

              #7
              If you crash into a APC on full speed, the driver will get your kill, and you will get the kill for everyone in the APC

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              • Daz

                #8
                Haha i didnt know it explodes on impact, good tactic for getting the explosives badge.

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                • animateddave

                  #9
                  I use it all the time. Its my main spec ops weapon. I use it alittle differently though because I never actually kill myself unless I screw up. I usually jump out and let it roll then explode then in the confusion run off and find another jeep and repeat.

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                  • imported_SubwayEater

                    #10
                    Evil Evil Tactic.... But the terrorists use it... so it must be effective.... 0_o


                    ~Sir. SubwayEater
                    The Village Idiot

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                    • [R-Mod]Scoggs

                      #11
                      ohhh i soooo love it... why in the negative points i also have like positive in the gold cup thing, what does the negative go to? and i think they should make an explosive that when u stick it on there and u ram into anything it goes BOOM! except for infantry cause roadkills are fun

                      i think im gunna take a screenshot of every roadkill i get so i can look back and see the look on their face... altho i have a feeling that it might look the same every time... some one should make a mod with a surprised animation

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                      • Damu

                        #12
                        Jihad Jeep Users - How many C4s do you usually stick to the jeep? 5?

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                        • penguino

                          #13
                          Yep, put 3 on the front and 1 on each side!.
                          Right now im trying to make a movie of me going off a ramp and hitting a BH...
                          its not going to well

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                          • imported_Caliber

                            #14
                            I was playing USMC on Daqing Oil fields and there was an Chinese attack helicopter pretty much raping our base. ( the middle one i believe just below the four storage tanks)

                            After dying for the 10th time, i was pretty mad. I got one of those cars and loaded the front end of it with C4. My aim was to try to drive into the base and hide under the platform..then think of something else. There was an enemy tank also that i thought i would take out if the situation was right.

                            Im driving to the base and two team members hop in and im like "Crap now i cant team kill to guys and anyway they probably would die since they didnt know what i was going to do ( niether did i).

                            I went full speed into the ramp thinking to land and go to the end where i can duck into the platform. We are in the air and next thing i see is the attack copter flying low and fast but just seeing us that the started to pull out.

                            WHAMO!

                            There were some guys and the ground who saw it and the two guys in the jeep had front row seats. First guys types " Holy sh*t did anyone see that."
                            And others began to chime in. The guy flying the chopper was pissed saying that i was lucky. I admit this was a total fluke...no way could i pull that off even if i set it up. But hold up. I just made this guy my BIT**. So i started saying " Yeah i just missed you my last jump" which made him madder. I do some coolthing in BF2 sometimes but most of the time no one sees it. I had to bask. I was cool for like 2 rounds.

                            USE THE JIHAD JEEP and be cool.

                            Note: next time the attack chopper came around i had a tank waiting for him next to a supply crate. After blowing him up 5 or 6 times, (i had help from the anti tank guy near me. ) I was laughing so hard i fell off my computer chair with tears in my eyes. By this time the pilot must having been praying that Gods big sandal would come out of the sky and step on me. JIHAD JEEP for laughs too.

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                            • penguino

                              #15
                              I cant believe u hit an attack helo! U must lost sum points though, its alot easier to hit a howering BH. When you do it everyone calls you a noob and they get pissed..

                              Its also very funny to see a guy drive up to a tank in a jeep, and the tak driver thinks its a Jihad Jeep and jumps out of the tank and tries to run away. Then the guy in the jeep hops out and steals his tank then kills him :laugh:

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