Jumped off to get the helo on kubra dam, the one on the dam...Teammate behind me jumps off too and lands on me killing me. LOL First thing he said "Did I just land on you?"
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omg, u are so right, I have got this several times. ROFLOriginally posted by Master ShakeComment
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that's a good one! you should send the screenshot in, if you took one, and title it that way. it would be funny and probably a classicOriginally posted by PowderKeg
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I was capping a flag with my squad in daqing oilfields and some guy with a blue tag is driving that chinese van that looks like a dumpster, and is driving back and forth by me ( i was standing by one of those giant crates). He did this about 5 times, since he couldn't run me over. I was about to type "WTF are you doing???" when he gets out of the truck. He still has that blue name tag, but suddenly I notice he has a chinese skin ( I was usmc) and then just about 1ms before I get shot in the face I realize that I should better start shooting. LOL
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Last night I found a server with 30+ players on my favorite map Gulf of Omen. I spawn on the carrier as our whole team has just flown off in all the air equipment. I take the anti air gun. Two bogeys show up to harass ship, I lock on one of the bogeys and fire 5 stingers at it. All 5 miss the bogey and 5 secs later teamkill, teamkill, teamkill, teamkill, teamkill, Booted! I lasted 15 seconds from launch to boot. Weird thing is, the bogey was the only in the sky when I fired?Comment
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This is more stupid than unlucky, but i laughed anyway....I was playing spec ops and i swam all the way out to the enemy carrier to try and c4 some helos. I get out there and i'm hiding cuz there is lots of guys respawning and jumping into jets and helos. A BH respawns, so i run up to it and start planting c4, i'm left clicking like crazy(i was a little panicked) trying to load this thing up with c4. I guess i ran out of c4, cuz all of a sudden i switched to my detonator and .....BOOM. Ahhh good times.Comment
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Artillery. I rarely am able to run from it cause the first shot is on my head. I started takin screenshots when it happens now. I've got dozens where I'm the first person killed. Both Friendly AND Enemy. Clanmates now run away from me
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Well I had 1 HP Bar left, and a Medic came to heal me, but he was on the top of the kind of wall with stairs, in Karkand, and he jumped and landed on me. I died and he coudlnt revive me since my body was gone...kinda like Mario Bros ! :)Comment
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The moment i read this threat :p
No probably when i missed getting the knife badge, 6 down 1 to go, and got killed by my prey in the last second, if the game wouldn't have lagged at that moment, ive probably got a knife badge right now.Comment
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lol i was playing dalian plant and i was chasing a J-10 over our carrier and a FULL SQUAD was in a RIB headed for the shore ..... the J-10 dropped flares and one of the flares landed in the RIB and it was too late...use your imagineation to figure out what happened next :) a ban..as simple as thatComment
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having the greatest night of bf2 yet, with very high scores and finishes...
...only to have the server crash just as i was about to quit, and now all my stats are AWOLComment
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- I was at the map with the TV station (you know, the building with 6 stories and the chopper on top. Anyway, I'm humping it to the MEC base to steal their chopper, when I come along this guy proned in the weeds. Being an opportunist, I run around behind him, prone, and knife him in the back, only to be greeted by a big *clank*. So I knife him two more times, *clank* *clank* By this time, he has stood up, so I knife him again *clank*. When it was too late, I pulled out my gun, but by this time he'd already shot me. As it turns out, you can't knife through the AT mine on the engineers back!
- At Karkand, I was running through an alley when I saw an enemy run around a corner. I had my defibs up and again sensed opportunity. I ran around the corner, only to be met by 3 enemy troops, who all fired on me when they saw me. Needless to say, I didn't have a chance.
- I've had this happen several times: be in a jet and see the enemy jet. I ease in behind him, and go for the easy kill- he doesn't have a clue what hits him. I'm reveling in my kill when the plane/debris explodes right on top of me!
- One time I was flying around in a jet, low and fast, when all of a sudden I'm dead. I look at the screen, and a blown up chopper had fallen straight down, out of the air, and landed smack on top of me. What are the odds...Comment
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My first game playing in the demo I was gunner in the US chopper and after a while I was wondering why the heck the pilot kept flying really tight circles. It was just before I crashed that I realized he had bailed out.
I also got blown up by C4 three times in a row while entering the attack chopper on Clean Sweep the other night
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tickets are 2-4, me and commander last ones alive. I am a sniper, out of ammo, low on health, and covering our last spawn point. i ask for supplies. Commander replies "negative". i ask again "negative", again "negative". I look at the screen and notice our UAV has been repaired. so i wait a while, enough for the supply bar to fill up. i ask again for supplies "affirmative", supplies drop, and i run to it, proned down in a VERY good spot, still covering my flag, i manage to headshot a guy who was proned by the flag trying to take it over.... still bieng revived and supplied, i noticed my commander go down by enemy artillery. once i reached full health, i stand up, only to get knife killed by the BASTARD that was stalking me ever since he saw my supply box drop.. >:-(Comment
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