N00b poker

[ZinZ]

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Raise: Guy drove a jeep on the right-hand side on 32 man Gibraltar. I was watching him from the boat, he was a recruit... and he did one of the most professional jeep flips I have ever seen. It also resulted in the very fast death of two of his fellow comrades, as he flipped the jeep nearly 20 ft in the air off some rocks and landed it still sideways in the water. All you saw was an explosion and at the top "So-n-so killed himself, three times". Was likely the best use of three tickets I have ever seen.

[R.A.G.E.]

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ah ok.

raise: i saw guy RDX his way up to EU base buildings...then he jumps from the top straight down to where the walker is...and splats on top of the walker where second gun [F2 position] is.

then i see in chat:

"guys how do i get in the walker while falling from a height?"

:dead:

[Chris--My--azz]

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^^
hahah i think thats the best one yet xD

[Shurikane]

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Raise.

[hellR1de]

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He was using a fuel crate to duck behind for cover lol

HAHAHA. You really made my day with this one! :laugh:

[TrooperJac]

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HAHAHA. You really made my day with this one! :laugh:

The temptation to put a pistol round into that crate you wouldn't believe. Teach that young man a hard but valueable lesson.

Fortunately an EU took that choice away from me :laugh:

[ojkilledthemfolk]

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FULL HOUSE anytime I am shot at with voss or machine gun when in tank of APC.

[hooahguy]

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raise-
saw a guy get in an FAV on camp g, speed towards the harbor entrance, hit the side of it, get stuck there for 5 minutes or so(apparently didnt know how to go in reverse), then got out. as soon as he did that, the EU walker blasted him away.
all of the teammates who saw that were all commenting "FAIL" for the next 10 minutes. the guy was also kicked from all squads he tried to join for the next 3 matches. XD

[Shurikane]

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Raise.



Entire team fails at Titan mode. Myself being the exception.

[Chris--My--azz]

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^^ hehe wtf were u doing all teh way out there?

[Shurikane]

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Trying to make my team win.

My efforts couldn't outweight the stupidity of 23 people. Our hull went down with the enemy shield at 50%.

[imported_Kalo]

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Raise...Infact, Quadruple raise.

I was sitting in our AA Guns on the Titan trying to get some time on them.

Normal sitting, everythings matching a normal moving titan match, each teams Shields are pretty low.

Then I hear our dropship que up, I hear a couple "I need a rides".

nothing out of the ordinary.

Keep in mind, our Titans were damned close.

I proceed to watch the Pilot of this transport head STRAIGHT for the enemy Titans repulsor, ramming full force into it and followed with a "Is no more" from a total of four people.

He was a Corporal...

[Chris--My--azz]

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looool the ammount of idios that try land on the titan before the shields go down / try land in the hangar is incredible xD

i wonder who was more n00by the pilot or the idiots who sat their as they were flown to oblivion :laugh:

[ZinZ]

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Half the time I watch stuff like that in Titan I wonder that myself. People just sit there, manning the guns, while the transport slowly starts to fall. Then again, some people just spawn on transports into that kind of stuff and don't have enough time to react.

[Shurikane]

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Then again, some people just spawn on transports into that kind of stuff and don't have enough time to react.

This is why I stopped spawning in moving points (transports) unless the dot is green (SL) or it has come to a complete stop. Reduces my chances of unlucky deaths to spawning right before a tank shell hits the thing.


Anyway, raise:

I'm on Belgrade, driving the PAC tank. Someone's been requesting a ride for God knows how much time now and I've consistently refused so far since I was working on short-range stealth kills instead of artillery snipes. In the end, I give in and stop to let the guy in.

Big mistake.

The guy shoots, shoots, shoots - he shoots anything that moves and even things that don't. He's an incredibly poor shot as well. Manages to shoot at someone while the both of us are at a standstill, and in 5 seconds, he doesn't even manage to scratch the guy. I pretty much land all the kills while my passenger racks up unwanted attention. Forced one way and another by missile alarms, I find myself in a very bad position behind the enemy lines.

All of a sudden, I see an enemy APC, abandoned. I approach it and tell my passenger to get out.

He doesn't get out.

I spam get out 'till I'm muted.

He doesn't get out.

I yell it in all caps over teamchat.

He doesn't get out. He just keeps shooting everywhere at nothing in particular, like a child finding a minigun for the first time.

Enemy embarks into the APC.

Enemy EMPs me.

Enemy RDXes me down.

In retrospect, I should've jumped out and taken the APC for myself first thing. Makes me wonder if the idiot would've even reacted, or would've just sat there completely unaware of his situation. I admit my worst fear was that he'd follow me around, abandon the tank, leave it to the enemy, and land me in an even worse position...

I dunno. I can't even count the incredible number of ways things could've gone even remotely right, and the n00b just completely missed them all. :shakehead: But then, I guess I was a n00b myself for even thinking of the possibility the guy would get a clue at some point...