If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

[Satrapi]

First of all, no, I am not going to give you $30 USD. :thumbsup:

This is simply because I know there are actually alot of good chopper players on this forum *cough* CynicDestroyer *cough*. But if you ever see me in a server and I dare place the same offer, I will indeed pay you $30 USD if you beat me in a 1v1 Chopper Match.

I am posting this because I want to draw some new faces into the heli community (and to roll some cocky pubbers who think they are the **** because they can chaingun infantry and pad rape). If you do not know me already and you think you can beat me in a 1v1 Chopper Match xfire me. My xfire is persegaming.

Please dont challenge me if you:
-Pray to the Stat God everynight
-Can't hit a rolling chopper
-Complain about hiding
-Request to play on any map besides Daq/Dragon
-Have better things to do. (please go do them and get back to me later)
-Like to call people who TV infantry hackers
-Think hitting a jet with tv missile is impossible -.-
-Think hacks can be hidden on a youtube video -________________-

^-- just a list of people in bf2 who piss me off, actually not number 2 because some people are still learning to play, but yeah, everything else pisses me off.

[Sloi sauce]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

I was about to go pub right now, feel free to join whichever populated dalian server I hop into.

Edit:

Just came back from playing R|A. No competition in there, so I guess you weren't on that server.

What's more interesting, however, is the fact that R|A apparently has a "no hang-gliding" rule for jets, which essentially means there is now a minimum speed at which jets must be flying in order to perform acceptable kills.

Rules are becoming more non-sensical by the day. :laugh:

[LaikaSB]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

I too am in complete awe at the absolute absurdity of some of the policies I see in servers. What baffles me most is the astounding number of servers with language filters. I don't swear that often, but when I'm pissed for one reason or another, the last thing I want is for punkbuster to assume the role of my mother and kick me for naughty words.

But anyway, anyone wanna teach me to hit a rolling chopper? I do get lucky occasionally but I miss most of the time.

[Adamshannon8]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

-Complain about hiding

k, only noobs hide, pr0s dodge. :P

[DesertFalcon]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

I could probably take you down from the ground. I have also mastered the art of launching humvees up into the air with C4 when FF is off so when your flying around you might want to look out for those cause they can jump preety high.

[signa]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

Rules are becoming more non-sensical by the day. :laugh:

haha, no kidding.

[DOGGiE52]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

Slides are harder to hit than rolls to be honest.

[Satrapi]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

k, only noobs hide, pr0s dodge. :P

too bad top 2v2 gunners hit everything :P

[predragjanjic]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

"I am posting this because I want to draw some new faces into the heli community"

what helli community?

I hope you arent talking about TWL chopper ladder, I know a guy here who used to be cool, made decent chopper videos of him and his friend pubbin but now, hes in CMC using a macro, being able to fly in 3rd person view and using a macro is all it takes to join one of the top teams?

na id rather pub

you might be good but some of us here dont play to compete, I personally hate 2v2s or 1v1s

its like having a range game in a pub, and that's one of the things I hate the most, range whores


you probably think if you are good at 2v2s ull be good at pubbing, wrong, pubbing takes a different kind of skill so dont bash pubbers :)

there a re a few servers out there where you can find decent chopper competition

and Im with you on ninja flying, people cry when I hide allot but dont realize when they range whore which is even worse

[Sloi sauce]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

too bad top 2v2 gunners hit everything :P

A lot of that has to do with their nice little macros. Reaching the topmost ranks of the TWL 2v2 chopper ladder used to mean something. Emphasis is placed on the past...

[Satrapi]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z60uhjXWMU0[/media]

doesn't look like a macro to me.

pubbing is easy though. and, if i gave you a macro, you still probably couldn't hit better, probably worst at first and then normal eventually.

A lot of that has to do with their nice little macros. Reaching the topmost ranks of the TWL 2v2 chopper ladder used to mean something. Emphasis is placed on the past...

sounds like someone got left behind. and is now in denial. XD

[imported_kiwi]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

I would gladly accept challenge if we played at least on LAN :)

1. There are almost never equal pings except LAN
2. BF2 hitbox is pretty much messed up on the Internet play, it requires hitting behind target skills and not the actual target unless you adjust Interpolation settings etc

[DesertFalcon]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

I was about to go pub right now, feel free to join whichever populated dalian server I hop into.

Edit:

Just came back from playing R|A. No competition in there, so I guess you weren't on that server.

What's more interesting, however, is the fact that R|A apparently has a "no hang-gliding" rule for jets, which essentially means there is now a minimum speed at which jets must be flying in order to perform acceptable kills.

Rules are becoming more non-sensical by the day. :laugh:

Soon they will require all jets to do a loopty loop before droping a bomb. They could only drop a single bomb if they were to drop both they would receive a perma ban.

[Sloi sauce]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z60uhjXWMU0[/media]

doesn't look like a macro to me.

pubbing is easy though. and, if i gave you a macro, you still probably couldn't hit better, probably worst at first and then normal eventually.



sounds like someone got left behind. and is now in denial. XD

Dude, I was on the #1 TWL 2v2 teams TWICE, and for several weeks on both occasions: in fact, our second team only lost its standing due to an administrative f*ck-up by way of an unscheduled match.

If anyone was left behind, it's all the poor suckers who felt the need to use macros in order to be competitive.

[clementsjd1]

Re: If you beat me 1v1 Chopper, I will give you $30 USD.

I bet you get your *** kicked all over the map in Pub... So you come in here to save face, and post about how good of a gunner you are.. No one Cares bro... Take that **** somewhere else.. ROFL ..