Okay guys, so, me and my friend have started playing CoD4. I got it about a week ago, beat the campaign and started playing multiplayer, I loved it. I tell him to buy it, it takes some persuading to, but he finally buys it.
Guess what the first thing he does is? Do you think he would play the campaign? The AWESOME campaign? No, he plays it for a few minutes to get a feel for the controls and starts trying multiplayer.
First thing he does? Joins a server, and starts trying to bunny hop, he gets jacked up about 10 times in a row and realizes that bunny hopping doesn't work in Cod4. First thing he says?
"God this game sucks, I can't believe I wasted 50$ on this piece of ****" I tell him "its just because you suck at every game but BF2" He gets highly offended by this, and arises to the occasion, and keeps trying, he has been playing a few days on CoD4 now and is starting to come around, he likes it a bit now and understands how things work. All good huh? Happy story ending right? Wrong.
He and I argue about which game is worse in terms (his terms) of "spam"
He claims that, CoD4, which has 4 second grenades with indicators, is a worse nade spam fest on a 28 player map, than a 64 player Karkand, there is no comparison, Karkand is clearly worse, yet he cannot seem to learn how to dodge grenades, insisting that overall, CoD4 is far "spammier". He claims time and time again, everytime we get into a discussion about it than CoD4 is a good game but a "noob" game, and it takes 100% more skill to play BF2.
We play a couple rounds of CoD4, than decide to play some BF2, I join a round of Karkand, and I don't really feel like playing Karkand so I just run around, I sneak up on people and jump in front of them and jump around to see how long it takes for em to kill me, I kill the occasional player to keep my kills and deaths even, as I didn't really wanna try.
He actually tries and starts saying how even in my prime, I was barely better than him at BF2 (not true,I'll always be better at him by a mile in any game we ever play), and I tell him I am still better than him now and I haven't "quit".
Isn't it annoying as hell when you play a game other than a game like halo3/Bf2 one of the fan boys starts saying how you've "abbandoned" the game, I "hate it now", I'm "not in my prime anymore!"
Its frustrating, so I tell him I am stilll better than him (which I am), and tell him I'll prove it on the next map, which is Sharqi, a map I like. When Sharqi starts loading he says hes bored and is gonna get off, yet maintains he is better at me than Bf2, heres the real kicker, you wanna know why he thinks he is better at me than Bf2? He can OUT BUNNY HOP ME :laugh::laugh:
Lets look at him:
The ONLY CLASS HE WILL EVER PLAY: Medic
The ONLY GUN HE WILL EVER USE: g36E
Why he thinks he is better than me?: He can outbunny hop me (which he cant, I just choose not to bunny hop so he thinks I suck at it)
This really pisses me off because he says he is a better bunny hopper and can outmaneuver me (whatever the hell that means) in battlefield 2, even though we've got it pretty well established that I eat bunny hoppers for breakfast, and 9/10 I kill him and any other bunny hoppers who try to out-manuver me, this seems to have flown his brain appearently, and the call ends with him flat out refusing to come on and fight me to prove he is a better player, why do these kinds of players never learn? Its annoying as hell.
PS: Long post is LONG.
Guess what the first thing he does is? Do you think he would play the campaign? The AWESOME campaign? No, he plays it for a few minutes to get a feel for the controls and starts trying multiplayer.
First thing he does? Joins a server, and starts trying to bunny hop, he gets jacked up about 10 times in a row and realizes that bunny hopping doesn't work in Cod4. First thing he says?
"God this game sucks, I can't believe I wasted 50$ on this piece of ****" I tell him "its just because you suck at every game but BF2" He gets highly offended by this, and arises to the occasion, and keeps trying, he has been playing a few days on CoD4 now and is starting to come around, he likes it a bit now and understands how things work. All good huh? Happy story ending right? Wrong.
He and I argue about which game is worse in terms (his terms) of "spam"
He claims that, CoD4, which has 4 second grenades with indicators, is a worse nade spam fest on a 28 player map, than a 64 player Karkand, there is no comparison, Karkand is clearly worse, yet he cannot seem to learn how to dodge grenades, insisting that overall, CoD4 is far "spammier". He claims time and time again, everytime we get into a discussion about it than CoD4 is a good game but a "noob" game, and it takes 100% more skill to play BF2.
We play a couple rounds of CoD4, than decide to play some BF2, I join a round of Karkand, and I don't really feel like playing Karkand so I just run around, I sneak up on people and jump in front of them and jump around to see how long it takes for em to kill me, I kill the occasional player to keep my kills and deaths even, as I didn't really wanna try.
He actually tries and starts saying how even in my prime, I was barely better than him at BF2 (not true,I'll always be better at him by a mile in any game we ever play), and I tell him I am still better than him now and I haven't "quit".
Isn't it annoying as hell when you play a game other than a game like halo3/Bf2 one of the fan boys starts saying how you've "abbandoned" the game, I "hate it now", I'm "not in my prime anymore!"
Its frustrating, so I tell him I am stilll better than him (which I am), and tell him I'll prove it on the next map, which is Sharqi, a map I like. When Sharqi starts loading he says hes bored and is gonna get off, yet maintains he is better at me than Bf2, heres the real kicker, you wanna know why he thinks he is better at me than Bf2? He can OUT BUNNY HOP ME :laugh::laugh:
Lets look at him:
The ONLY CLASS HE WILL EVER PLAY: Medic
The ONLY GUN HE WILL EVER USE: g36E
Why he thinks he is better than me?: He can outbunny hop me (which he cant, I just choose not to bunny hop so he thinks I suck at it)
This really pisses me off because he says he is a better bunny hopper and can outmaneuver me (whatever the hell that means) in battlefield 2, even though we've got it pretty well established that I eat bunny hoppers for breakfast, and 9/10 I kill him and any other bunny hoppers who try to out-manuver me, this seems to have flown his brain appearently, and the call ends with him flat out refusing to come on and fight me to prove he is a better player, why do these kinds of players never learn? Its annoying as hell.
PS: Long post is LONG.
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