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  • Baron Fuzzy

    #1

    Requesting teabagging advice

    Firstly, if you have anything other than constructive advice on bagging technique then go make your own post. I don't like you and I don't want to talk to you. Probably no one really does. Try to keep in mind that you exist to amuse me.


    I teabag all equally. Enemies, allies, squadmates - all corpses are fair game if I'm not capable/not in the mood to revive them. Unfortunately I have not played this game long enough to pick up the finer points of this art. I need to know exactly where to stand over a fallen enemy to ram my virtual sac into the center of his deathcam with millimeter accuracy. Its actually a challenge in a few situations.

    Jihad Jeeps. The driver will most likely be thrown clear of the blast and the corpse will not be the position of the deathcam. Where to bag? I usually just try to cover the area around the driver's side of the jeep but this is ineffectual and lacks the impact of a full 15 seconds of bagging.

    Snipetards. Occasionally you find the rare breed of snipetard who forgets to deploy a claymore at the top of whatever ladder theyre failing their team from. It's somewhat satisfying to see their corpse ejected over the side of the building but it poses a challenge. Jump down and bag the corpse or the ledge where they died? Best to do both, but I prefer to get the full 15 seconds of baggery where possible.

    Corpses sliding down hills. This one is difficult. It's hard to maintain a good position over the offending corpse's facial area while it's sliding leisurely down a hillside. I'm not entirely sure how the deathcam behaves in this situation. Is it stationary at the place where they died? Or does it slide with the corpse? This is definately worth knowing since the other breed of snipetard frequents hillsides exclusively.


    I welcome all teabagging advice. If you've got another situation where you are not sure your bags are being effective feel free to ask about it. Teabaggers should help each other spread the joy.
  • Chris_Redfield
    Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 5986

    #2
    I don't like you and I don't want to talk to you. Probably no one really does. Try to keep in mind that you exist to amuse me.
    Epic win. People usually forget that about the interworld.

    As for teabagging, youre a tard. Dont be waiting for me to bail to bag you, after the 10th time Ive dropped the huge 500lbs nutsack on your face, from virtual skies.

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    • =98=
      Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 10299

      #3
      [media]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKTDyDgBUI[/media]

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      • Sloi sauce

        #4
        A Teabagging thread.

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        • AmericanDad
          Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 659

          #5
          you want teabagging advice? watch an expert's video

          [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ljZ5HYxJA[/media]

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          • Metal Knight

            #6
            Originally posted by Baron Fuzzy
            I teabag all equally. Enemies, allies, squadmates
            why?...just why?

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            • waaah_wah
              TEAM BLADE!
              • Jun 2007
              • 3656

              #7
              [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ljZ5HYxJA[/media]

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              • Mo0by
                gone somewhere
                • Jul 2006
                • 3854

                #8
                You have the respect of alot of people I know, Fuzzy.

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                • Baron Fuzzy

                  #9
                  That is my very favorite video but it does not address the questions I have. It disgusts me that players can escape the full duration of my bags of justice by sliding down a hill with their dead selves.

                  As for why I teabag both teams there is a simple answer. I teabag out of love.

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                  • =98=
                    Member
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 10299

                    #10
                    The claymore teabag is effective.

                    Do the bagging, drop a claymore, run away, wait until their medic comes. He explodes. Rinse and repeat.

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                    • Metal Knight

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Baron Fuzzy
                      As for why I teabag both teams there is a simple answer. I teabag out of love.
                      lol you crazy person. go on and teabag :laugh:

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                      • #1 LoGoS.^CyN.TV*
                        Member
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 468

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AmericanDad
                        you want teabagging advice? watch an expert's video

                        [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ljZ5HYxJA[/media]
                        I thought it was going to be absolutely retarded, but that was actually hilarious.

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                        • Kreepy Kitteh =^o.O^=
                          Member
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 3101

                          #13
                          i find the best teabagging technique is to make sure u get right over the facial region and start off a nice rhythmed fast squating motion...after about 5-6 good squats u got to slow it down...and finish off with 3-4 more sensual squats...i find that the best method of teabagging....

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                          • solofowaffles
                            Member
                            • May 2006
                            • 4306

                            #14
                            I do remember bailing out of a jet to teabag alex or oli.

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                            • Hawkers
                              beep beep'm beep beep yeh
                              • May 2007
                              • 7131

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AmericanDad
                              you want teabagging advice? watch an expert's video

                              [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ljZ5HYxJA[/media]
                              :laugh: He had a terrible accent!

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