Funny Story

[Sloi sauce]

Ok, not really funny, more pathetic.

May I remind you of the obvious fact that you're actually posting about it on the forum? He must've had quite an impact.

Lol, attention grab much?

Seems to me you guys are more than willing to give him some more, however indirectly it may be.

[TSlaw*]

I would have given him some attention, just to see what else he would say.

[CptainCrunch]

I need attention :cry:

Crunch

[Lt Davis]

I need attention :cry:

Crunch

Aww, come here. *puts arm around sholder* *stabs in gut* :p

[TSlaw*]

I need attention :cry:

Crunch

Ever seen the business end of a shotgun?

[CptainCrunch]

LOL, Davis, thanks

TSlaw, that GETS attention, not GIVES

Crunch

[TSlaw*]

TSlaw, that GETS attention, not GIVES

Crunch

It'll give your face LOTS of attention :shoot:

[EyeofG]

Ok, not really funny, more pathetic.

I was playing Free-For-All one day and this guy, (I say guy because the sound of his voice was much deeper than any kid I ever encountered), this guy was trying to tell everybody how he jumped in a heli one time. He said he was at the top of a building, jumped off onto a hovering helicopter, climbed to the cockpit, shot the pilot, jumped in the cockpit, then proceeded to fly the heli. And he was dead serious.

The guy later claimed that he threw a grenade up in the air, and it so happens that an airstrke was called. A jet flew into the grenade, blew up, and crashed to the ground and destroyed some buildings. Again, he was dead serious.

I just love some people.

:yay:

People will say anything to enlarge their E-cocks/egos

[The_Eliminator]

People will say anything to enlarge their E-cocks/egos

My chicken didnt.....

[TSlaw*]

My chicken didnt.....

*covers eyes*

WHOA Getting a little TOO weird here....ummm I jumped off a roof today and knifed a guy while I fell on top of him Does that work?

[Kodakk]

So one time, this grenade landed right next to me - I could tell how much time was left on it - I knew I didn't have much time...

I quickly ran inside the building adjacent to the grenades position, cracked the safe in the closet (35L-46R-23L), opened the super-secret box inside the safe, and found my lucky grenade pin. I, luckily, made it back to the grenade just in time to put the pin back in the grenade.

It was awesome!

[CptainCrunch]

So one time, this grenade landed right next to me - I could tell how much time was left on it - I knew I didn't have much time...

I quickly ran inside the building adjacent to the grenades position, cracked the safe in the closet (35L-46R-23L), opened the super-secret box inside the safe, and found my lucky grenade pin. I, luckily, made it back to the grenade just in time to put the pin back in the grenade.

It was awesome!

I call BS on that one!



:rofl:

Crunch

[TSlaw*]

I call BS on that one!



:rofl:

Crunch

Oh really? Well let it be known, I watched him through my scope and once he put the pin in I blew his head off

[CptainCrunch]

Oh really? Well let it be known, I watched him through my scope and once he put the pin in I blew his head off

Ohhh, I stand corrected. We have a witness

Crunch

[Kodakk]

But then I last standed TSlaw from across the map...

I actually missed, but it hit is teammate and ricocheted off his helmet and got TSlaw right in the heart.