Funny Story

[The Todd]

Ok, not really funny, more pathetic.

I was playing Free-For-All one day and this guy, (I say guy because the sound of his voice was much deeper than any kid I ever encountered), this guy was trying to tell everybody how he jumped in a heli one time. He said he was at the top of a building, jumped off onto a hovering helicopter, climbed to the cockpit, shot the pilot, jumped in the cockpit, then proceeded to fly the heli. And he was dead serious.

The guy later claimed that he threw a grenade up in the air, and it so happens that an airstrke was called. A jet flew into the grenade, blew up, and crashed to the ground and destroyed some buildings. Again, he was dead serious.

I just love some people.

:yay:

[sgt.collins]

haha, that one would have worked like right after the game came out

[Lt Davis]

:laugh:

[Kylee!]

Except... there aren't any pilots!

[solofowaffles]

Worst.story.ever.

[CptainCrunch]

Anything to try to make the e-peen bigger.

Oh man.

Though, this one time, I placed a claymore on the wrong side of a tree, but an enemy came by and it blew up, blowing the trunk off the tree, causing the tree to fall in the other direction and killed two of his teammates. Then I jumped up out of the brush and killed him with a flashbang to the head. I turned on my UAV and saw two guys behind me so I switched to pistol and got them both. I then hit the 6 button so fast that I got an airstrike AND the heli at the same time, wiping out some guys on the other side. I then threw a grenade, to kill this other guy, but he had hax on because the grenade bounced back off the wall and killed me.

True story :nod:

Crunch

[TSlaw*]

Ya, I played with some guys, and we all got angry at the dude tossing random nades, so we waited a second till his blew, then we all threw claymores over the riverbed in overgrown and it planted blowing his feet off. Yup.

[PeteDude]

LOL OWNED :)

[Micster]

LOL OWNED :)

[Guiccia]

I think he was drunk.

lol :laugh:

[TrudgiN]

Lol, attention grab much?

i approve of this

[Tango9]

I think he was drunk.

I call that a gwi. (Gaming while Intoxicated.):laugh:

[Spik3d]

I call that a gwi. (Gaming while Intoxicated.):laugh:

GUI (Gaming Under the Influence) might be better.

[Tango9]

GUI (Gaming Under the Influence) might be better.

Either term fits the guy.:yay:

[Lotek19]

kinda reminds me of Arab Assassin who is trying to grab attention, rhrhrhrhh