post your hilarious ban resons

[imported_Akuhalo]

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Too many times have I been banned for killing admins/friends of admins/etc.

I've given up when I see an admin who's obviously using there power I let them kill me, in exchange for there blood on my knife (which usually results in a ban/kick).

The best message I have ever had was "Stop sniping us"..... Rejoined and started "sniping" with the L85A1, banned "[insert expletives here] you!"

Kicked: 64 times;
Banned 3 (recorded) times;

[LightBred]

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having a stupid name.

[CobraBall]

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I've been banned for killing an admin in a tank with a TOW on Karkand. I believe the reason I was banned was "using n00b tube". Lame.

I've been banned more than once for attacking cappable airbases as well.

[To.Skinny]

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I usually get banned by not following server rules, or when some of my clan mates dont follow the rules either. I also got banned a few times because of Haxusations, the funniest one was when I was in the chopper on wake and I was 15-0 and the admin just said "he must be hacking." I get kicked a lot for swearing, tking(not normally), and basecamping

[jdrou]

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never been banned. im good

18 kicks and no bans in 585 hours on my current account. I think all the kicks were just bugs or high ping.

[TannerStauss]

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I was banned for driving a vodnik down the main karkand road after 7:28 on a Friday night while dragging an iraqi.... I don't know...

[yobbo89]

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ban from a server becuase killed admin 10 times with m95. (10 times in 1 spawn)

he got realy pissed off so he ban me for awhile lol. what a loser.

came up baned from camping.

i mean if the commander wasnt such a ***** and was hiding behinde his little barrage -this wouldnt off happend..


10 times!!!!!! all head shot bam!.

well the next day i found the same server,,...lol and i shot em up agian lol,

he didnt kick or ban me lol


him-- respawn
me-head shot!
him--f*ckn hell
me--hehehe
him--respawn
me-head shot!
him--f*ckn hell
server--10 headshots later

me--awwww i got cheated by a loser ;p :cry: baned

lol :salute:

[simon1973]

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Shooting you in the face for this worthless thread. It's what was in my mind at the moment, don't blame me.

Wow that was great! Why did you waste your time in posting your comments? I have seen this so many times myself but you will come across people posting the same things up like a huge roundabout it will come back around again. May be this forum is starting to become old and out dated but still has loads of information on

[ElFipso]

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I was playing as USMC SpecOps on Daquin oilfields and wanted to go blow down assets (as you may know UAV and scan are located on the chinese airfield).
So I grab a buggy and sped up to the airfield, when I reached it I saw like 5 guys waiting for the attackchopper, on the first run I roadkilled two of them (two managed to get in the chopper that spawned that moment. Then I roadkilled the remaining guy, drove to the UAV and placed my C4 (attack chopper ignored me). Then I got kicked for attacking the uncap......

I got back to the server and said that I was SpecOps and supposed to go to the uncap to blown things up.

Answer: but you are not allowed to kill anyone in the uncap.
Me asking: So what should I do when I reach the uncap and enemies are all around? Get myself killed defenseless?
Answer: Just leave the uncap again (without blowing things up, of course)!
Me: Well, that's what a noob does, I kill the guys and blow things up anyway.

Then I got banned for disrespectful language ("noob")


FipZ

[MIKEHUNT-UK]

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I got kicked last night for not letting new players have a good time! The game is two years old for god sake.

[zipp0r]

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ive been warned, kicked and banned for tonnes of things, including things that arent against the rules.

their favourite reason for kicking is "kicking for high ping" to make you think it wasnt them.

theres only one server i can remember for ****y admins and thats =BBUK=, they are ****s for kicking people for no good reason.

I was playing as USMC SpecOps on Daquin oilfields and wanted to go blow down assets (as you may know UAV and scan are located on the chinese airfield).
So I grab a buggy and sped up to the airfield, when I reached it I saw like 5 guys waiting for the attackchopper, on the first run I roadkilled two of them (two managed to get in the chopper that spawned that moment. Then I roadkilled the remaining guy, drove to the UAV and placed my C4 (attack chopper ignored me). Then I got kicked for attacking the uncap......

I got back to the server and said that I was SpecOps and supposed to go to the uncap to blown things up.

Answer: but you are not allowed to kill anyone in the uncap.
Me asking: So what should I do when I reach the uncap and enemies are all around? Get myself killed defenseless?
Answer: Just leave the uncap again (without blowing things up, of course)!
Me: Well, that's what a noob does, I kill the guys and blow things up anyway.

Then I got banned for disrespectful language ("noob")


FipZ

yeh lol, thats the kinda things those *******es tell you.
dont get yourself banned, join the team the admin is on and blow him up (TK) with as many others as you can and then leave :yay:

you can then go back there another day and get him again :yay:

[imported_kiwi]

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Actually if you enter uncap you may only defend yourself if enemy starts shooting at you first. That is the most common rule I've seen about no attacks on uncap except spec ops to blow up assets

[zipp0r]

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Actually if you enter uncap you may only defend yourself if enemy starts shooting at you first. That is the most common rule I've seen about no attacks on uncap except spec ops to blow up assets

but they dont stand by it, ive been there to blow assets, get found, kill everything that attacks me and then leg it. they still kick and ban you :shakehead:

[TheButler208]

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The past like, 2 or 3 threads, I have not seen a positive word out of your mouth.

I've posted numerous things, but I hate being banned for the sole reason that I own.

you have to watch servers that don't allow attacking uncaps.
Its annoying but its been around since the game came out, so its not a suprise anymore.

Using the helicopter as a taxi takes the thing away from someone who can actually use it. Chances that you will take the flag on your own... very slim. Chances you'll even get across the map without being TVed, also slim. Then when you jump out of the helicopter, everyone can see your taking their flag because theres an empty chopper on the map! Its like setting up your own UAV for the enemy.

You could always play on the =GzR= server. We love attacking uncaps. :-) how else are you going to blow up the commander toys?

[Brian]

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having a stupid name.

hahaha :laugh:

I don't ever get a creative banning. meh. They just boot me and say its for tk'ing.