You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

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  • eddyeddyd

    #46
    Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

    when you refuse to climb stairs for fear of a claymore at the top

    when you win a fight you teabag him
    when you lose a fight you try to right click only to realize there isnt any mouse there

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    • Nightf1yer
      Member
      • Jun 2007
      • 673

      #47
      Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

      You spot a police car while driving to work and SHOUT ...... enemy vehicle!

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      • DesertFalcon
        Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 4011

        #48
        Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

        when you are driving down the road and see a donut lying on the road and you try to remove it with a wrench.

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        • Nightf1yer
          Member
          • Jun 2007
          • 673

          #49
          Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

          Originally posted by You_were_killedby
          when you are driving down the road and see a donut lying on the road and you try to remove it with a wrench.
          LMAO i must say ive never seen a donut on the road :laugh:

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          • DesertFalcon
            Member
            • Oct 2006
            • 4011

            #50
            Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

            Originally posted by Night735
            LMAO i must say ive never seen a donut on the road :laugh:
            /couldnt think of any circular shaped thing that might be on the road

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            • Nightf1yer
              Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 673

              #51
              Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

              Originally posted by You_were_killedby
              /couldnt think of any circular shaped thing that might be on the road
              Well its not happened to you..... so does not apply to this thread

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              • DesertFalcon
                Member
                • Oct 2006
                • 4011

                #52
                Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                well if half of these things acctually happened to these people in real life then they need a pscyatrist

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                • Nightf1yer
                  Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 673

                  #53
                  Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                  Originally posted by You_were_killedby
                  well if half of these things acctually happened to these people in real life then they need a pscyatrist
                  I know mate, im only kiddin :laugh:
                  But i have said enemy vehicle when i seen a police car lol

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                  • BlazinAngel-51

                    #54
                    Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                    When your washing your car and think that the cloth is a C4.

                    -Gitchy

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                    • Advis

                      #55
                      Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                      When you're walking round a corner, see someone and dive to the floor by instinct.

                      When you get in your car and start beeping your horn to the rhythm of English football chants.

                      When you get a package delivered and try and detonate it with your homemade detonator.

                      When you get a promotion at work the first thing you ask is "Where do I get my unlocks?"

                      When you get up on a morning, open your wardrobe and ask yourself "Which class am I gonna be today?"

                      When your bus is late and you call someone asking for a vehicle drop.

                      When your in a fight and you propose knife and pistols only.

                      When you find a box of apples and start nade spamming.

                      When you go skydiving and can't find the "9" key.

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                      • Oleg

                        #56
                        Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                        When your walking with your uncle whom also plays BF2,and you see one or two muslims,and you say to your uncle,Enemy infantry spotted.

                        True story.

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                        • [RIP]Recruiter

                          #57
                          Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                          When you accidentally hurt someone and ask them to press page up

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                          • Dairuka
                            Member
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 2730

                            #58
                            Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                            Originally posted by Oleg
                            When your walking with your uncle whom also plays BF2,and you see one or two muslims,and you say to your uncle,Enemy infantry spotted.

                            True story.
                            With the burka's on, how do you know they're Arabian? For all you know, they could've been white teenagers catching on to the latest fashion phad. The burka is in style you know.

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                            • Kay-G

                              #59
                              Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                              When you've stopped saying "yeah", and started saying "roger" and "ten-four".
                              When your friend records you sleep talking...yelling "Frag Out"
                              When you go jogging and realise that you too can only run for 20 seconds.
                              When you're playing Monopoly with your little cousins, and you think to leave mines behind.
                              When you put a 6 inch gash in your leg and holler "I need a medic, quick"

                              Yes, I really have done all of these^^^

                              When you search on google for the "HOFF-300" wrench so that you can fix your car with the same tool as the USMC engineers.
                              When you meet soldiers, so you can ask them for tips on finding cover.

                              Lol my friend did these ^^^

                              When you throw your bags on the ground all the time, screaming "Ammo, Right here"
                              When you have an inexplicable urge to get to the top of buildings.
                              When you know your way around Karkand better than you know your way around your own neighbourhood.

                              When you carve chicken with an M9 Combat knife, in a strange stabbing motion.

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