You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

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  • DesertFalcon
    Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 4011

    #16
    Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

    when you try to bunny hop in paintball

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    • (TM)KillJoy
      Member
      • Nov 2006
      • 534

      #17
      Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

      When you hear the words, " Honey, I want a divorce."

      ...and your response is, "Who said that? ...oh ok, sure hon, just as soon as this round is over."

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      • camper.
        Member
        • Dec 2006
        • 3459

        #18
        Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

        Originally posted by (TM)KillJoy
        When you hear the words, " Honey, I want a divorce."

        ...and your response is, "Who said that??"
        Really? I thought the response was "Unauthorized infantry detected. Open fire."

        Guess it's doesn't matter, what's done is done, it's all gone and buried... under my garden. Whooops, maybe I shouldn't have said that. Oh crap, ignore that too. I do not have dead bodies in my garden. Of course not, why would anyone have something so preposterous? Apart from the fact it makes my daffodils grow so lush... Alright, I think I'll shut up now. Right after I bury this last one.

        Oh ****.

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        • pelirrojo173

          #19
          Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

          and you know it is at least third thread under the same tittle
          And yet it still gets up to 2 pages in an hour, because the truth is that everyone knows they play too much BF2! :laugh:

          I just felt like I had to share my experience with the hawk from this morning (actually it was a seagull, but a hawk makes more sense... details details). It was just for a split second, but I felt so silly afterwards haha. I don't even get to play BF2 for more than 30 minutes a day! I must be going through withdrawls

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          • mrkidkill

            #20
            Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

            have the urge to jihad jeep into oncomming traffic on one lane roads.

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            • BlazinAngel-51

              #21
              Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

              Originally posted by pelirrojo173
              - On your walk to work you spot a hawk circling above and the first thought that comes into your mind is "UAV".
              Lmao, that's a good one.

              You know you've been playing too much BF2 when your on the way to school and you see a hummer so you hide behind a tree.

              -Gitchy

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              • Master Josh

                #22
                Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                when u scream"enemy boat spotted"in the city

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                • Sgt Schultz

                  #23
                  Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                  Sorry, there is no such thing as playing too much BF2...

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                  • mwillin0000
                    Member
                    • May 2006
                    • 1622

                    #24
                    Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                    when you realize that you've been around long enough to notice that there have already been 3 of the exact same threads prior to this

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                    • Richard9292

                      #25
                      Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                      When you see a ladder and think about climbing up there to knife any snipers and when you hear a plane your first reaction is to find a Stinger. Trust me, it happened to me :cry:

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                      • AncientSerpent3
                        Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 534

                        #26
                        Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                        When you see those big cranes in the city and wonder if there's a sniper up there...

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                        • Cutlass66

                          #27
                          Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                          you're suspicious that pedestrians might stick C4 on your car if you come to a stop.

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                          • Skaarlaw

                            #28
                            Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                            LOL @ cutlass, made me lol irl... also thinking sometimes...

                            I sometimes get the urge to "sprint and jump" alot... especially when playing football lmao... i literally bunnyhop in football (and hack the shiza out of peoples legs =D)

                            Hmm another one is trying to go prone in paintball.. IT WORKS!!! I found about a 2-3m square peice of high grass and hid in it, shame i got stuck on the thorns though, smoke grenade covered my backside out =)

                            Also when your friend is driving, you're thinking "OMG LET ME DRIVE YOU NOOB!! because he's really slow lol... i've joked before with mates and said "Right, you spam F3, i'll spam F1

                            P.S. Just farted irl

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                            • imported_Neptune
                              Senior Member
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 1021

                              #29
                              Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                              happened to me
                              -when you see a car full of 5 people and think "if i destroy that car, ill get 10 points..." strategically.

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                              • Sike
                                Member
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 1742

                                #30
                                Re: You know you've been playing too much BF2 when....

                                Originally posted by Skaarlaw
                                When you play paintball and start shouting out things like "Enemy spotted" and "Need backup over here!!" (True story >.<)
                                hell i done that the other day

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