Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

[Dairuka]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

If the real army was like professional BF2. (TWL, CAL-O, CAL-M)

Wars would no longer be fought in trenches, or jungles, but instead on the desert with a half dozen monkies wearing red-cross helmets, belly bouncing off of the ground.

Helicopters would defy the laws of gravity by doing multiple barrel rolls merely by tapping Z or R twice on their controller. (Hidden Clicky) Thus making it impossible for even the chinese magic missles to hit them.

Pre-battle rituals would include spectacular stunt suicides, and endless team-kill sacrifices to appease the Admin Gods.

Edited because doing a barrel roll is important for all. (Another clicky)

[Maj.Nugget]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

If the real army was like professional BF2. (TWL, CAL-O, CAL-M)

Armies would no longer be fought in trenches, or jungles, but instead on the desert with a half dozen monkies wearing red-cross helmets, belly bouncing off of the ground.

Helicopters would defy the laws of gravity by doing multiple barrel rolls merely by tapping Z or R twice on their controller. (Hidden Clicky) Thus making it impossible for even the chinese magic missles from hitting them.

Pre-battle rituals would include spectacular stunt suicides, and endless team-kill sacrifices to appease the Admin Gods.

Edited because doing a barrel roll is important for all. (Another clicky)

hahah rofl


Paratroopers would be able to open their shoots jumping off a 2 story building...Anyone can jump out of a plane and land safely in the water..Everyone has smokers lungs and can only run fast for 10 seconds before tiring out..

[mrkidkill]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

PT would be obsolite, Only training would be bunny hop drills from duck till dawn.

[AncientSerpent3]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

You know real jets and helicopters don't run on 'gasoline' right?

Avgas

Mogas

This post just urks me. Especially the part where you're talkin' about them flying in a helo and then the plane runs out of gas? And they all crash...

Did you like forget what you were typin' about mid sentence? Grrr.

[imported_Neptune]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

Planes have a ceiling of about, lets say 60 000 feet. Too bad they never reach there, because after 800 feet they become so scared of heights they become paralyzed and cant control the aircraft.

[AncientSerpent3]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

All you're gonna' see around FL600 is space shuttles. And you won't even be seein' much of those.

[camper.]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

no raping carrier play fair

Bloody J10s...


Anyway, WW2 would never happen, because A) the british forces couldn't land with their boats, due to the buggy engine, and B) It could only be the USMC and nothing else against the whole of Germany, meaning this text should be written in deutsche.

[mwillin0000]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

see like, your one of those people that chime in when the group is being funny, and then everyone kinda looks around and doesnt laugh. Then you killed the joke and everyone walks away, yea thats you. You might want to read more and type less imho..

well...when i "chimed in" there really wasnt anything funny going on. and this "group" at the time, consisted of.... ahhhh just you!

and what does that have to do with what you quoted?

BTW....that is really fun to do. especially to people you dont like.

[Jay-C_2142]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

Bloody J10s...


Anyway, WW2 would never happen, because A) the british forces couldn't land with their boats, due to the buggy engine, and B) It could only be the USMC and nothing else against the whole of Germany, meaning this text should be written in deutsche.

QFT

[camper.]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

By the way, they're all running to force TK on the F-35B (out of sight) in that picture.

[Maj.Nugget]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

well...when i "chimed in" there really wasnt anything funny going on. and this "group" at the time, consisted of.... ahhhh just you!

and what does that have to do with what you quoted?

BTW....that is really fun to do. especially to people you dont like.

Remember read more and type less..You can do it.

[KC-10]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

All you're gonna' see around FL600 is space shuttles. And you won't even be seein' much of those.

Are you a pilot? If you are, AncientSerpent, FL600 is 60 000ft. That is roughly 6 kilometres up in the atmosphere. Space Shuttle has an orbit of 340 kilometres. Thats only ISS hight. The Space Shuttle can orbit higher in order to retrieve sattelites like IDEF or etc.

[roflrofl123]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

well...when i "chimed in" there really wasnt anything funny going on. and this "group" at the time, consisted of.... ahhhh just you!

and what does that have to do with what you quoted?

BTW....that is really fun to do. especially to people you dont like.

I think you should give up tbh, leave it.

Edit: BTW, what does CAL stand for?

[mwillin0000]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

jeez! you people suck! usually people would have gotten pissed at me by now(which i thrive on, for people i dont know, atleast). i have to hand it to ya, you held strong.

but completely serious here....what are you talking about.."read more type less"? what does that have to do with me here?

[imported_[C*]Indest]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

hmm all the above sounds like what really happens in the US army ... TK'ing and Immature kids running around with guns ...