Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

[Maj.Nugget]

I was just thinking this today..rofl

Hey boys, theres a new plane on the carrier, who wants to fly it? Then like 10 guys go running to the plane, one guy shooting at the guy in the lead, someone else trying to knife the guy in front of him, some other guy is throwing grenades at the plane knowing hes not gonna get it. Then someone gets in and 5 other people are trying to jump in front of the plane in a suicide bid..Meanwhile the spec ops guy is planting c4 on the plane..And then the plane does a vertical takeoff and out of nowhere comes the anti tank guy, "if i cant have the plane no one can" And he shoots down the plane with his cannon and all the debris falls on the remaining guys and kills them..Imagine that..

Or how about

"hey look!!" Johnson lost it again, hes running over teammates with the jeep! "Hey sarge, why does he keep jumping out before he hits those guys" I dunno, I guess technically if hes not in it he doesnt get charged with murder!" Then why does he strap c4 to every jeep? Rofl

Or

Scene: Guy in transport chopper on wake yelling

"GET IN" "Mount UP!!"
6 guys get in
"Where to chief?" The airfield..
As the pilot start going the wrong way.."Private Parts, Where r you going?"
"Sorry chief!" Hey wtf hes taking us to the middle of the ocean wtf wtf Warning lights go off and the chief says "where are you going soldier?" plane runs out of gas and they crash!! haha

Imagine the army was like bf2

[mwillin0000]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

how about....
a noob jet pilot doesnt know how to take off vertically and guns it straight off the side of the ship into the water.

[simmy.uk]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

no raping carrier play fair

[Maj.Nugget]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

how about....
a noob jet pilot doesnt know how to take off vertically and guns it straight off the side of the ship into the water.

nah not really, thats just an accident, that wasnt funny..no offense

[mwillin0000]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

nah not really, thats just an accident, that wasnt funny..no offense

...should have said this thread was supposed to be filled with humor.

[RocketChild]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

Well, I think there would be a lot of dead soldiers from friend-fire artillery.

[TheToeCutter]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

The best part would be the automatic deploying and packing parachute that you run around with, allowing you to jump off buildings and deploy it. Then as soon as you start running it packs itself ready for another jump!!

[imported_Dingdong]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

Lmao this would be hecktic :laugh:

[BlazinAngel-51]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

OMG, that made me laugh real hard, hahaha....

[Dairuka]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

Marine training would include a course about how to properly jump, bellyflop and shoot. Then they would change the name from "Dolphin Diving" to "Freedom Diving."

The Marines would dishonorably discharge any person who punishes for an accidental teamkill.

The Middle Eastern Coalition forces would lose their best jet pilot, because he was engaging enemy planes over their uncappable.

[Maj.Nugget]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

...should have said this thread was supposed to be filled with humor.

see like, your one of those people that chime in when the group is being funny, and then everyone kinda looks around and doesnt laugh. Then you killed the joke and everyone walks away, yea thats you. You might want to read more and type less imho..

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Default Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.
Marine training would include a course about how to properly jump, bellyflop and shoot. Then they would change the name from "Dolphin Diving" to "Freedom Diving."

The Marines would dishonorably discharge any person who punishes for an accidental teamkill.

The Middle Eastern Coalition forces would lose their best jet pilot, because he was engaging enemy planes over their uncappable.



Now that was funny and added to the discussion..once again no offense

[Jordan]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

Lol, no respawn points IRL :cry: I guess the army would lose the war because of massive team kills or something :hmm:

[USAF Thrifty]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

If it the real Marines were anything like BF2, it would mean our government wasted millions on a stealth technology JSF program that could easily be outdone by some chinese single engine fighter jet with magic missiles.

[DOGGiE52]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

Hahahahaha, that me laugh as well. I think we all should be very glad that the army wasn't as a pub. BF2 server.

Professional clanmatches however are good examples of what it SHOULD be :).

[imported_Neptune]

Re: Imagine the REAL Army was like BF2.

lmao this thread is funny... the image of 10 marines racing to a plane is hilarious. There just an unorganized army in bf2, people wait for aircraft to get "shipped" to their location. Lmao there trying to get in the cockpit and there like pushing eachother to get in.. that would be so funny.