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  • I am RKO

    #1

    Chuterape

    It was Daqing Oilfields and we were losing. I was sniper on top of one of those big refinery things. Anyways, i spotted a squad of three guys walking into my vicinity. I fired my rifle down near them, and they froze. They were just about the right length away. I threw a grenade, to distract them, and took a few steps back, I ran, jumped off.. and hurtled to the floor. I hit 9 and my parachute opened above them. One of the guys looked up and saw my feet aiming straight for his face, SPLAT!

    I killed all three of them with my parachute, of course, I had to follow a kill like that with triple teabags. :laugh:
  • ThQp
    I Used To Work Here
    • Feb 2007
    • 1095

    #2
    Re: Chuterape

    the teabagging completed it.

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    • DOGGiE52
      Member
      • Dec 2006
      • 2680

      #3
      Re: Chuterape

      Omfg, if you are telling the truth then wow

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      • Richard9292

        #4
        Re: Chuterape

        No kill is quite complete without teabagging

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        • Luminescence

          #5
          Re: Chuterape

          I <3 teabagging people

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          • bdub

            #6
            Re: Chuterape

            im not saying i dont believe u, but those refinery things arnt that tall.... but i <3 the teabag part lol

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            • punkboy459

              #7
              Re: Chuterape

              Originally posted by Luminescence
              I <3 teabagging people

              Aww...lol Some time I do some time I don't :laugh: :laugh:

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              • mwillin0000
                Member
                • May 2006
                • 1622

                #8
                Re: Chuterape

                crazy. ive never heard of a parachute killing someone, but i did land on my friend once without a parachute and he died

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                • punkboy459

                  #9
                  Re: Chuterape

                  Originally posted by mwillin0000
                  crazy. ive never heard of a parachute killing someone, but i did land on my friend once without a parachute and he died

                  Muhahaha I did that once but I got punish for no reason that I did on purpose :cry:

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                  • -=SS=- *marcss*

                    #10
                    Re: Chuterape

                    Originally posted by mwillin0000
                    crazy. ive never heard of a parachute killing someone, but i did land on my friend once without a parachute and he died
                    i never killed anyone either with a chute i never seen anything like that,but i do appreciate the tea baggings,some jackoff did it to me last week and i laughed till it hurt,my body was laying on its back to make it official,weeeeee

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                    • ST3V3985

                      #11
                      Re: Chuterape

                      You can kill people by parachuting into them!?
                      I think the singleplayer AI bots should do a bit more teabagging!

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                      • Skaarlaw

                        #12
                        Re: Chuterape

                        Ea games... putting teabagging AI into next patch... cool... next thing Nade spam AI?

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