Re: Do girls play bf2?
I've discovered a new species of woman.
I call her the wallet lamia. This particular species of woman, has been known to wrap herself around a man, before she begins to physically, mentally and emotionally drain that man. Upon submission, she then proceeds to do the same with his pocketbook at nearby retail outlets.
She is one of the most dangerous breeds of women, and has been known to migrate from man to man pending on the size of his pocketbook. Be wary and on the lookout for this particular species.
Should you find one, be sure not to speak to her. The wallet lamia has acute hearing that can sense vibrations in your throat that denote the emotion of fear. Fear only alerts the wallet lamia that you're prone to attack.
Instead, run away as fast as you can for about 2 blocks before finding the nearest pay phone/cell phone to call the "Gold-digger victims hotline' at 1-800-IMB-ROKE.
Originally posted by Scinto
I call her the wallet lamia. This particular species of woman, has been known to wrap herself around a man, before she begins to physically, mentally and emotionally drain that man. Upon submission, she then proceeds to do the same with his pocketbook at nearby retail outlets.
She is one of the most dangerous breeds of women, and has been known to migrate from man to man pending on the size of his pocketbook. Be wary and on the lookout for this particular species.
Should you find one, be sure not to speak to her. The wallet lamia has acute hearing that can sense vibrations in your throat that denote the emotion of fear. Fear only alerts the wallet lamia that you're prone to attack.
Instead, run away as fast as you can for about 2 blocks before finding the nearest pay phone/cell phone to call the "Gold-digger victims hotline' at 1-800-IMB-ROKE.


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