your most halarious kill/death

[kweckduck]

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Don't remember which team or map it was on. In any case I ran up these stairs that just lead up to a higher bit in a city part (so not inside a building) and turn left. It takes me 2 seconds to realise the guy has a red tag above his head. He's already dived to the ground and shooting. I quickly realise I can't win this one to one and am emptying my clip as I try to run around the nearest corner. From the corner of my eye I catch him getting up and coming after me. My clip being empty I have no time to reload. Even if I did, I doubt I would win the firefight. So I switch to grenades and try to drop it just around the corner and run away as fast as possible. I notice I didn't get the kill message so I kinda panic and keep doing the same, still running around the same building and dropping grenades at every corner or where I estimate öy pursuer to be. I run out of grenade so I switch back to gun and reload. I round another corner and there is another guy lieing on the ground with his back to me. I quickly shoot him and turn around to finally face the guy that was after me. I wait a second. Nothing. I go back around the corner. Nothing. Must have killed him with the grenades.

Maybe not hilarious, but fun enough.

[{WgK]]

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Ever been crushed by a supply box?

Well yes and no, i was crushed by a sliding supply box lmao. it rolled down the hill at me :cry:

[Polka]

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Ever been crushed by a supply box?

11 times :P

[Oleg]

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multiple times...

That's happened to me alot...lol..

[camper.]

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I got killed by a guy parachuting - I was in a Z10! I'm heading back to refuel, spot someone bailing from a BH and think "ooh, roadkill" and ram him. Somehow he dies, but blows the chopper with him. Utterly ridiculous. I guess it's because the parachute is considered a vehicle by the engine...

[imported_Bi6foot]

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My kill was quite a surprise, because I had encountered something I wasn't aware was possible before.

I was on Dragon Valley with a member of the same community as I was in. I line up his chopper with my plane, and I get him down pretty far. He bails out. So I think "Road Kill!". He pulls his parachute and my jet literally rams into his a** and bounces off of it. That in term caused me to explode and die, and he survived without loosing health at all. We laughed about it for quite some time.

[This_guy_faith]

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We were playing on a knife only server, and I was running when I suddenly find im being chased by about 30 MEC soldiers with their knives swinging at me. I sprinted away, turned round to see the soldiers bobbing at me. Hec, I whipped out my light machine gun and gave them hell.

Another time was when I was on Road to Jalalabad and I was aiming into the distant fog testing out my pistol. I aimed at the fog and shot twice, to my suprise I killed somebody lol.

A funny death was when I was trying to get my chute ribbon. I flew straight up into a jet till I could no longer move myself. I jumped out and for some reason my chute wasn't working. I flew down at like 200 mph and landed straight into a flame canister. you wont belive how high my body went loL!

Another time was when I flew a crew of about 6 into a Restricted Area lol.

[K8T]

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Sometimes I like to put C4 on the entrance to a bridge and camp under it like a troll and wait for a vehicle to drive over lol

[HungryMungry]

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thats fun to do. On ghost town, SF, i C4'd the bridge and a tank was going over it. I blew up my C4's and both segments blew up, leaving the tank stranded. Lollercost!

[[1MD]coke]

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on PR a guy and i were next to a bridge and i knew there was guys up there so I was throwing a smoke and the guy ran in front of me and the grenade killed him.got the teamkill and got punished

[Battle Field II]

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HAs any one ever been choped by a chopper blades( i havent is it posibele)

[BPCrusher01]

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I was flying in an F-35 on Dailan Plant and the enemy commander managed a chance hit-I was flying full speed, not hovering. He dropped a supply crate at exactly the height I was right in front of me, and I went down in flames. What a shot.

[Sike]

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mine has to be when i was chasing some medic, i had my shock paddels out, when he turned around he threw a MEDIC BAG at me i loled in all chta then paddeled his ***!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[eddyeddyd]

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My best one was that time I died

[HungryMungry]

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i got a new one...

I was on kharkand, and the mec only had one base, the Gatehouse.

I was a spec ops guy, and i had all my C4.

All your bridge are belong to me!! I put c4 on the bridge, and at the right time, blew it up getting 7 kills!

^^