Signs you're playing too much BF2

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  • mwillin0000
    Member
    • May 2006
    • 1622

    #76
    Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

    Originally posted by tom91
    Were they bunnyhoping? Lol
    lol..crazy construction workers parachuting down with noobtubes and landing on your car...

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    • [GCA]Tim270

      #77
      Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

      stupid thread :p

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      • mwillin0000
        Member
        • May 2006
        • 1622

        #78
        Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

        Originally posted by DosX
        I'd submit that every single BF2 player who sees a construction crane or water tower, looks just a little bit closer to see if it's a good spot to hide a sniper.
        guilty:hmm:

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        • spLaTes

          #79
          Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

          My cat was hiding on my roof so I threw him several grenades.

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          • mwillin0000
            Member
            • May 2006
            • 1622

            #80
            Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

            whenever you climb a ladder to get on your roof you feel the need to put a claymore at the bottom......you jump off high buildings then realize you dont have a '9' button....you think about jumping infront of cars to force TK....ahhh i love this thread

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            • Merciless-

              #81
              Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

              When your kill count is higher than your income.

              You play BF2 too, too much.

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              • Radar-C}{G-

                #82
                Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                When your CPH is under 1.00...

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                • Compumaniac12

                  #83
                  Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                  You know you've played too much bf2:
                  When you go to open your cars sunroof to get into the gunner position.

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                  • Kodakk
                    Member
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3486

                    #84
                    Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                    I will randomly go
                    "these are amazing graphics" in RL

                    sometimes i could have sworn i get lag
                    normally while playing a sport.

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                    • Bucknasty

                      #85
                      Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                      Originally posted by mwillin0000
                      whenever you climb a ladder to get on your roof you feel the need to put a claymore at the bottom......you jump off high buildings then realize you dont have a '9' button....you think about jumping infront of cars to force TK....ahhh i love this thread
                      :rofl:

                      Originally posted by Six.
                      When you're at McDonalds- at 2am in the morning after a big night... and you see your friend there, he's passing out and about to vomit; and you try to heal him by throwing your hamburger at him.
                      thats the funniest thing ive heard since Schultz's post about little kids and VOIP :laugh: :laugh:


                      if i hear a boom in the distance, i duck and yeah "incoming art!"
                      other ways i know i play too much bf2? my forum name lmao
                      my all time favorite -> sneaking up and trying to knife my girlfriend from behind

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                      • squeak

                        #86
                        Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                        when your name is too_much_battlefield2, haha

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                        • troybob
                          Member
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 2823

                          #87
                          Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                          From a DC thread:

                          http://www.forumplanet.com/planetbat...51&tid=1173465

                          ..you force one of your freinds to sit in the car while parked so the car doesn't blow up if you leave it for too long

                          ...any time you sit down to use any computer you put your hands in the DC playing position

                          ...you look surprised to see helicopters above that can somehow fly really fast whithout their nose down. You wonder how they will see/engage ground targets.

                          ...you play darts in the prone position for "better accuracy"

                          ...you call your freinds who are at a party. Instead of telling them to stay there; you yell into the phone "HOLD THIS POSITION!"

                          ...your boss is getting mad because evertime a cell phone connection is dropped; you yell "WE LOST CONTACT WITH AN OUTPOST" in the middle of your office

                          ...your freinds get mad because they want to leave the party and you keep yelling "PULL BACK?!?!?! WHERE YOU GONNA PULL BACK TO?!?!?! THEIR ALL OVER THE PERIMETER; NOW YOU LISTEN HERE LUITENANT - YOU WILL FIGHT AND YOU WILL HOLD THAT POSITION!!!!!!" although you never get to the end without getting socked in your jaw

                          ...your freinds have an intervention because you spend too much time in these forums

                          ...your girlfriend keeps hanging up on you because you keep saying "KKKSHHHHHH" before and after every transmission

                          ...You play so much DC the now when you meet a girl; one of the first 10 questions you ask her is "Whats your opinion about boys and their video games?" If she makes a disgusted look; you throw your drink on her and leave.

                          ...Everytime you and your "partner" switch positions while having sex; you yell "Position secured" and are dissapointed when she/he doesn't say "Roger that"

                          ...If theres a bunch of bugs outside; instead of asking for the repellant; you yell "I need air support"

                          ...If your freind just got out of the bathroom and it reaks; instead of asking for the air freshener; you yell "I need air support". If he didn't flush you also yell "Enemy Unit Spotted"

                          ...If your freinds fly is down; you yell "Enemy unit spotted"

                          ...you need help moving so you call your freinds and yell "Requesting reinforcements"

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                          • Bucknasty

                            #88
                            Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                            Originally posted by Squeak91
                            when your name is too_much_battlefield2, haha


                            :rofl:

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                            • SNewlin06

                              #89
                              Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                              Originally posted by SoldierOfChrist
                              When your kill count is higher than your income.

                              You play BF2 too, too much.
                              LOL.... that's a sure sign.

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                              • Kodakk
                                Member
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 3486

                                #90
                                Re: Signs you're playing too much BF2

                                You know you play too much bf2 when....

                                You take a first-aid kit and drop it infront of you expecting to be healed.

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