Handcuffs
Well, I was playing on wake the other day and saw that someone had been hand grenaded up in the corner of the screen where it tells you who killed who. I was pretty drunk so at first it kinda looked like it said 'hand cuffs' instead of 'hand grenade', as it was just in the corner of my eye. Anyway this got me thinkin of something that would add a whole lot of fun to BF2. Handcuffs, yep, instead of sneaking up on an enemy and knifing them, you could sneak up and cuff them. Think of the possibilities! You could then drag them over to a tree, cuff em to it, and beat them with a stick. Maybe even sexually assault them. The best part is that they can't respawn untill you are done having your way with them and blow their brains out. This way you could capture valuable members of the opponents team and hold them hostage in hopes of an attempted rescue in which case you already have an ambush set up. What do you guys think?
Maybe even add a group of local (cpu controlled) villagers, to whom you could whore the POW out to. They would pay you in points of course, 15 for every fresh piece of POW meat. Of course its up to the player to treat those poor villagers in moral fashion while he's there
Or even throw in some electric-shock nipple clamps (they can be clamped to other body parts too:) and some rusty nails?
Ok some more. How about if, as soon as you cuff the POW, you automatically disable his parachute. This way you could beat him with a stick, torture, sexually assault him, whore him out to horny villagers, etc.(the possibilities are endless:)), then when you are sick and tired of hearing him beg and moan, you throw him in your transport chopper and fly him over the enemy airfield. There you hover and decide whether to land and let him escape to his medics (he'll need one), or sexually assault him one more time while his buddies watch in horror from the ground. Then you pull out and kick him square in the *** only to let them witness him splatter all over their own chopper pad. Anyone?
Maybe even add a group of local (cpu controlled) villagers, to whom you could whore the POW out to. They would pay you in points of course, 15 for every fresh piece of POW meat. Of course its up to the player to treat those poor villagers in moral fashion while he's there
Or even throw in some electric-shock nipple clamps (they can be clamped to other body parts too:) and some rusty nails?
Ok some more. How about if, as soon as you cuff the POW, you automatically disable his parachute. This way you could beat him with a stick, torture, sexually assault him, whore him out to horny villagers, etc.(the possibilities are endless:)), then when you are sick and tired of hearing him beg and moan, you throw him in your transport chopper and fly him over the enemy airfield. There you hover and decide whether to land and let him escape to his medics (he'll need one), or sexually assault him one more time while his buddies watch in horror from the ground. Then you pull out and kick him square in the *** only to let them witness him splatter all over their own chopper pad. Anyone?
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