The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher thread!

[fknlo]

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i can't stand it when i get punished when some jackass on my team gets killed by my claymore at the top of the ladder. i could understand it if i was running around spamming them, but its at the top of a ladder protecting my ***. how do you punish for you being a ****ing retard? another one of my favorites is when you shoot down a chopper or jet and the wreckage lands on someone. thats usually an instapunish.

[sassback]

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i was driving a fully loaded Al Radier on warlord. next thing i know i see the front of a tank and boom. 3 punished teamkills. i woulda been pissed but i was laughin too hard.

[GbeTech]

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uhhhhh.....english please? wow thats hard to read rofl

OK... but it is even not a bit funny none-1337y

you stupid new bodies... you all deserve to be punished! F-word game hackers! you people-who-like-jets-and-fly-them-all-the-time always bomb me when trying to capture a flag! singlehandedly, because you did not come to help. Next time learn from the elite, new bodies.

[St.Sasquatch]

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basically what im saying is jet bomb tks are for the most part inexcusable. when you see a target, on the way in glance at your minimap, if theres friendlys in the area, simply dont drop anything, its really simple. ive got expert jet and air combat, so i know my ****, and i also know bombing teammates is pretty much always avoidable. its different when you are on the ground, in medum to close proximity, but at long range when the enemy is out of nametag range, its never excusable to tk.

oh hey hey! if your responsible for your bombs but still accenetly tk someone, its the same with everything else.. your responsible for where your bullets go. if you accedently shoot a teammate its your fault.. so what you are saying is that no mather what happends you deserve to get punished.. i was looking at one spot where there was enemies.. so i flew there and dropped my bombs.. wait a sec! i'll make a pic (in paint)

Edit:

you see that one of the bombs accedently felt on my teammates.. i said sorry and i dident mean to kill them but i got punished.. my point! is that i dident mean to kill them and therfor i dont deserve to be punshed! but i would be happy if we could stop areguing and keep on talking %&#¤ about smacktards.. so lets just say that you mean what you mean, and i mean what i mean and just shut up both of us. :)

keep in mind that this is NOT a discuss Sasquatch paint images tread.. keep it on topic..

[Beastmage]

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Its greater than Picasso!

Anyways, earlier today i was playing Dalian, i hopped in a tank and was driving along when a teammate ran straight in front of me. Of couldnt stop in time and smashed him, course i got insta punished. i hope that guy doesnt pay attention like that IRL and gets smashed by a truck.

BUT the absolutely COOLEST tk happened to me a lil while back. Me and my friend were flying in a chopper, and hes a damn good pilot. He did a roll, which i didnt know choppers could do, and i bailed over the ocean. He comes back to pick me up and just to show off he does another roll. Except he came in too close to the water and the ski skimmed the surface of the water and killed me. TOTALY COOL. I was laughing so hard i couldnt answer him in vent when he appologized.

[St.Sasquatch]

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hehe.. that happend to me and my friend too.. :P and i hate those people who are punishing when they are hopping in front or your car.. its so annoying.. and i hate those smacktards that are trying to tk you without getting the tk themself when your waiting for the j10 on wake.. you know, driving against you and hopping out right before it hits and then you either auto hop in (if you hold in e waiting for the plane) or you get killed.. really annoying..

[imported_Maxi~]

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hello all anti-smacktard/noob/punisher/blockers! are you tiered of getting tk'ed for a vehicle? blocked for a vehicle? got smacktarded? got punished for an accidental tk? want to kill the bastard and shoot he's family? well.. you cant.. but you can tell me about it here.. tell me about what you have done nice to someone else. tell a story about you where you got some kind of smacktarded. the reason why i create this tread is because there are fantabrillions on quadribrillions of smacktards out there.. and i want you to know that i hate you!! so the 1% of battlefield that arent smacktards, can discuss here..

for example: today i was playing on wake and there was a guy southing for a pickup when i was flying in my blackhawk. i checked the map and there was one guy swimming at the end of the map. i was on the other side but i know how it feels so i flew all the way to him, picked him up and flew him to land. (he was screaming for pickup, yes.. and he was saying "pick me up at the edge of the map please")

another example: i was flying in my f-18 (still on wake) and i dropped two bombs over the enemy but i got 2 tk's.. it took 1-2 sec before i got punished, by BOTH! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! i hate them!!! i got tons of -.. it was so obivious that it was an accident!!

also NO smacktards/noobs/punishers/blockers (for accidents of course) are allowed in this tread! shame on you!!

if this is spam please delite this tread.

Allthough TK's are annoying as hell, to be fair, it is actually quite fun. Not saying im a regular TK'er or anything but if i want to have some fun with my mates, TK is a brilliant way to do so. No matter how bad it is for other people, they should get over it anyway, like most of my mates do. Then there's no problems.

If anything, the people who make it a problem are a problem. But it depends, if you counter one of those unfair and selfish 24/7 TK'ers, then i think it's fair to report him.

[KristianSax]

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OK... but it is even not a bit funny none-1337y

you stupid new bodies... you all deserve to be punished! F-word game hackers! you people-who-like-jets-and-fly-them-all-the-time always bomb me when trying to capture a flag! singlehandedly, because you did not come to help. Next time learn from the elite, new bodies.

Are you serious, man? This looks like a pile of BS!

My favorite TK was when I jumped from a building and I must have landed smack on someone's head, I didn't even see the guy but I don't think he punished me. Others seemed to like it too, since there quite a few LOLs and LMAOs in the chat :)
The weirdest ones are those when you fire from a heli at a jet on collision course and the kill registering system gets a bet screwed up, the jet pilot and you end up "being no more" and you get a TK for the other guy in the heli.

I hardly ever punish myself ... maybe 10-15 times during my ~450h play. If I run infront of a vehicle i appologise for causing them a point loss

[MrBenis]

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Click my sig.

[RedDot]

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I forgive, but guys from my team that TK me with a knife get a punish!

I also got kicked from a server twice because I was totally pwin' the round :p

[St.Sasquatch]

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can somebody make a userbar with something "tk hater" or "i forgive 24/7" stuff on it?

[Roger Smith]

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bwahahahaha

[dblEdge]

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The idiots have a fine layer of dust on their 'Page Up' key. It's a proven fact.

[St.Sasquatch]

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The idiots have a fine layer of dust on their 'Page Up' key. It's a proven fact.

so true....... so true.........:|: