The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher thread!

[Nightf1yer]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher/blocker tread!

hello all anti-smacktard/noob/punisher/blockers! are you tiered of getting tk'ed for a vehicle? blocked for a vehicle? got smacktarded? got punished for an accidental tk? want to kill the bastard and shoot he's family? well.. you cant.. but you can tell me about it here.. tell me about what you have done nice to someone else. tell a story about you where you got some kind of smacktarded. the reason why i create this tread is because there are fantabrillions on quadribrillions of smacktards out there.. and i want you to know that i hate you!! so the 1% of battlefield that arent smacktards, can discuss here..

for example: today i was playing on wake and there was a guy southing for a pickup when i was flying in my blackhawk. i checked the map and there was one guy swimming at the end of the map. i was on the other side but i know how it feels so i flew all the way to him, picked him up and flew him to land. (he was screaming for pickup, yes.. and he was saying "pick me up at the edge of the map please")

another example: i was flying in my f-18 (still on wake) and i dropped two bombs over the enemy but i got 2 tk's.. it took 1-2 sec before i got punished, by BOTH! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! i hate them!!! i got tons of -.. it was so obivious that it was an accident!!

also NO smacktards/noobs/punishers/blockers (for accidents of course) are allowed in this tread! shame on you!!

if this is spam please delite this tread.

I done a similar thing to you, on Operation Clean Sweep as USMC i was in a boat nearly at land and check the map.Some poor guy had to bail and was swimming ashore. I turned around and went all the way back to get him. Just after he got in we both got killed by a jet :hmm:
If i had just left him i would not have died, maybe im too nice... thats why my k/d ratio suffers lol

Ps I never punish unless i am 100% sure it was intentional.

[St.Sasquatch]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher/blocker tread!

I done a similar thing to you, on Operation Clean Sweep as USMC i was in a boat nearly at land and check the map.Some poor guy had to bail and was swimming ashore. I turned around and went all the way back to get him. Just after he got in we both got killed by a jet :hmm:
If i had just left him i would not have died, maybe im too nice... thats why my k/d ratio suffers lol

Ps I never punish unless i am 100% sure it was intentional.

wow.. that is touching.. and who cares about the plane? you helped the guy.. i mean tried.. and also if im not sure it was intentioal or not i forgive.. i only punish if i see the guy shooting me and it is obivious that he meant to.. keep on being nice..:p

[EyeofG]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

Got Kick for having 3 puncshes on this one server Map was iron gator.
I didn't even mean to do them, I said sorry like 5 times and still these idiots pushced me

[St.Sasquatch]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

i know how that is! reminds me about when i was new and just learned to bomb.. to bad i wasent looking so much at the mini map back then so i dropped a bomb and got 4 tk's.. and 4tk's means 4 punishes (of course) so i got auto kicked

[Roger Smith]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher/blocker tread!

why did he scream for a ride all the time and wrote "can someone pick me up? im on the edge of the map? and the other one i had a minimap, yes.. but it is possible to miss mr.aimboter..:p and if you dont got anything better to say please dont post..

lol, its no like im flaming, im giving my opinion. why would he scream pick me up? because he didnt wanna waist a death if he didnt have to? and about bombing, oh plz, thats no excuse, you are responsible for every bomb dropped. my point is that those arent exactly the smacktards i was thinking of.

[TacoManSupreme]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

i got freakin banned from a server cause i killed the ADMIN in a freakin TANK in a KNIVE ONLY SERVER ....friekin idiots, admins r on about 2 hrs a day, and when they r on the break the rules and ban ppl... serer: House of [Boom]
i dont really care

[St.Sasquatch]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

i got freakin banned from a server cause i killed the ADMIN in a freakin TANK in a KNIVE ONLY SERVER ....friekin idiots, admins r on about 2 hrs a day, and when they r on the break the rules and ban ppl... serer: House of [Boom]
i dont really care

and then the master question, why did you play on a lnife only server?

and roger, what do you mean responsible?:p maybe it was my fault i killed them but.. uh.. i dident mean too.. it was an accident.. keep that in mind.. here are the rules of the punish system..

• if the guy mean to kill you - punish
• if the guy was accedently driving over you or something like that - forgive
• if you dident see anything and have no idea what happend - forgive to be on the safe side.. but you can also wait and see if he says sorry and if not punish.. your choice..
• if you get tk'ed by the pilot in the chopper when you was a co-pilot and the chopper got shot down/crashed - FOR GOD SAKE FORGIVE!!!! hate people punishing for that..

[TacoManSupreme]

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i got all of my knife badges, and i said ALL(i started today with 8 knife kills) and figured, hey, y not c how many pts i can get today? im goin along, usin only knife, when i c the idiot in a tank.....the ADMIN FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD...even if i was unbanned somehow, im not goin back....freakin idiots, just ban me again

[The_Eliminator]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

I think tk punish was a bad idea in the first place. I think it shouldnt take any points away but after doing the tking a few times the person will be kicked or banned.

When will people get this right! punishing does not take away any more points, it looks like it does because you get team damage before you get the team kill minus points. TK punish is used to allow players to be kicked from the server.

[St.Sasquatch]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

i got all of my knife badges, and i said ALL(i started today with 8 knife kills) and figured, hey, y not c how many pts i can get today? im goin along, usin only knife, when i c the idiot in a tank.....the ADMIN FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD...even if i was unbanned somehow, im not goin back....freakin idiots, just ban me again

uuummm.... okay.. just a little tip.. knife servers are totally illegal, its counted as statpadding and you can get your stats viped.. so i recomend that you never ever play on a knife only server again.. just a little tips..

[TacoManSupreme]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

ill remember that lol

[GbeTech]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

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[Roger Smith]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

and roger, what do you mean responsible?:p maybe it was my fault i killed them but.. uh.. i dident mean too..

basically what im saying is jet bomb tks are for the most part inexcusable. when you see a target, on the way in glance at your minimap, if theres friendlys in the area, simply dont drop anything, its really simple. ive got expert jet and air combat, so i know my ****, and i also know bombing teammates is pretty much always avoidable. its different when you are on the ground, in medum to close proximity, but at long range when the enemy is out of nametag range, its never excusable to tk.

[TacoManSupreme]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

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uhhhhh.....english please? wow thats hard to read rofl

[SyDuS]

Re: The official anti-smacktard/noob/punisher tread!

im so used to getting the page down treatment as like everyone else that im quite shocked when im not punished for an accidental tk. really the ONLY punishes that piss me off are when you are trying to help someone. buddy asks for a ride your are 250 meters away but turn around and come get him trying to be nice. well the idiot isnt hitting E your almost at a stop and he runs right at you causing you to kill him, and insta punished. well thanx a$$hole. or your solo in the chopper and u solo very very well, but some noob is asking for a ride and you try to be nice go down to pick him up and end up crushing him because his E button is wedged up do to last nights hardened gizz keeping it secure. those are the only smacktards i hate. oh and those retards that call u all kinds of names, especially noob because your first place in every round, and they can't handle getting r@p3d