Sayall for boredom and giggles

[troybob]

Something to break the ice. Something to say while your bored.

Here's mine:

"Requesting Beer Drop at My Location!"

Usually gets a giggle or two.

Any others?

[imported_RpTheHotrod]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

Normally add a bunch of spaces and type *NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED* which shows up in the middle of people's screens. (inside joke for starcraft players)

[WolfAlmighty]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

'If yer daddy's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone...you might be a redneck.'

Everybody loves Jeff Foxworthy's one-liner redneck jokes.

~Wolfgang

[USI_Krusher]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

I was flying the MIG on Kubra heading back to the MEC main when I spotted the enemy cobra by the dam. I gunned him down, and ducked under his wreckage by flying through the hole. Just as I go through, our helo flies from out of nowhere to the pad. Needless to say, I crashed into him, and got two TK's. The helo pilot asked what happened? I explained while waiting to respawn. Just then, someone types, "You broke the rules of engagement, you went below the hard deck!" :laugh: I laughed so hard I almost cried. The rest of the game people were typing one liners from topgun.

[BIFF EXPLODER]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

mine is "Battlefield is too tight and vibrator doesnt fit....... in the clantag..."

[Beerman]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

Lets go in the backway, If I had a nickel for each time i said that.

[Chris_Redfield]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

Normally add a bunch of spaces and type *NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED* which shows up in the middle of people's screens. (inside joke for starcraft players)

StarCraft, a true presentation of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

My favourite is the old and golden "Enemy n00b spotted!"

As for vibrators, my mate compares the M16 to a fierce vibrator, that tickles and makes a funny sound.

[Beerman]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

As for vibrators, my mate compares the M16 to a fierce vibrator, that tickles and makes a funny sound.

I hope your mate is a chick eww

[Chris_Redfield]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

I hope your mate is a chick eww

Would it make you feel better if I lied to you?!

[Beerman]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

Yes very much

[Blades]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

I had someone park the J10 at the end of the carrier on Wake yesterday and tell me to take it. He thought it would balance the game more. LMAO.

[Sir. Blackhawk 5]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

I love british people, they make me laugh. I was commander of the US, he was the MEC commander, but was standing out in the open, I decided to arty him, after a wait for 30 seconds, a direct shell hit him, and from the commander screen i saw his body fly up 70 feet then landed on a heli taking off, (this was oman btw) he said "dam blackhawk, made me spill my tea" we had a good laugh.

[onehitah]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

"Bring the whole team next time".

[imported_The_Revrend]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

SPOOOON!!!!


Rev

[drunken sailor]

Re: Sayall for boredom and giggles

'If yer daddy's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone...you might be a redneck.'

Everybody loves Jeff Foxworthy's one-liner redneck jokes.

~Wolfgang

thats good. mine is if theres alot of aa i say SEND IN THE STUKAS