You know you're on the wrong team when...

[Stampy]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

14. Your entire team is made up of Pvts, PFC and Corprals.

not really that big of a problem. I remember when I started my new account for the first 4 rounds in a row I recieved a gold star above all the armor and medic whores with colonel ranks. Private>Colonel

[-ChiCken]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

32# When snipers wont cap flags even tho they are the only ones there.
33# When all flags are caped by a team and the team without flags only have a 1 person alive in a locked squard (b4 1.3)
34# When some noob drives around in a jeep killing enemies.
35# When noone is willing to go engineer to repair arty/uav etc.
36# Your team loses 0-0 (happened to me b4)

[Jungles]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

37: When your squad leader is in a jet (exception for flying squads).

[BigPig_PW69]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

When the commander refuses to issue any commands or give any assistance while running around on foot and getting killled over and over again!!! (Bloody point whores)

When you spot a medic (while having one 1 bar of health) and stand infront of him jumping up and down and asking for help only to be ignored!!!

When you join a squad and find out that NOBODY is staying with the SL and when you ask for orders the SL ignores you!!!

When your team is Tk'ing and typing messages constantly while you try in vain to defend a base against armour and several ground pounders!!!

When your team has absolutely no idea how to win a game and stays in the alley at Karkand while all of the back bases are being taken, and eventually more than 2 tanks and apcs come rolling in and spawnrape everyone into oblivion!!

When you get TK'd a few times by the same person to ask "What is your problem <TKers Name>", to get the reply "I just wanted to shoot you". You then proceed to drift away into a blur of red mist and unload a full clip of your PKM into his dead body!!

I feel better for the venting.

[Absurdus]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

38) When I join, all hopes of winning go out the window.....

[war_mouth]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

7.) Your squad is sneaking around behind an enemy held flag and NOW that idiot support guy decides to start spamming ammo bags.

^ That one is my favorite.

39) When the only squads that are up consist of one person, and its locked.

[ondskapen]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

40) when you get TK'ed for an vehicle
41) when other playerx next to you wont help you capturing flags

[firsttofight]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

42) when your a commander and 90% of the squads have only 1 ppl in them

[Shepherd007]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

12a) the amount of troops waiting on the carrier > the amount of people taking/holding flags...

42) When your artillery constantly lands on you.

43) Your "teammates" immediately punish for accidental TKs.

[OnsErwin]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

31. The other team has J10:s

and they are USMC. :laugh:

[Xstream]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

44. Someone on your team asks, "What button is roll?

[SERIALBUTCHER]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

45. You know you are on the wrong team when you get "n00b ejected" from the J-10, & you realize to your horror that you just got tk'd by your commander

46, You know you are on the wrong team when your commander tk's 5 team m8's w/ arty w/ out hitting a single enemy TWICE, back to back

Lieutenant General |SI|SERIALBUTCHER

peace

[Consultant01]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

x.) You TK more than 5 people, in a row, on accident, and the admin team-switches you and says "Now you wont get in trouble for shooting at us."

[imported_ColonelPanic]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

I know this thread is meant to be humorous, but in all honesty that's a really bad attitude. When you see any of the above you know you're on the RIGHT team. Assuming of course you are a competent player it's certain the less experienced/skilled team needs your help to put up a fight otherwise they'd get steamrolled and the server will degenerate in to a lopsided rape fest.

Given all the previous examples one person is not likely to make any difference at all as the whole game as already degenerated into a lopsided rape fest.

[offgreen]

Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

48) When the only squad present has 6 people and your leader spends the whole game waiting for planes