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  • Cantina_Fly
    Random BF Noob
    • Sep 2007
    • 563

    #1

    You know you're on the wrong team when...

    1.) You die, and watch a friendly medic walk over you without reviving.

    2.) You are the only guy spawning as AT when a tank roles into your last flag.

    3.) You destroy said tank, and then can't get any of the 3 support guys around you to drop an ammo bag.

    4.) You don't have a commander.

    5.) Your commander is flying.

    6.) More then half your team are snipers.

    7.) Your squad is sneaking around behind an enemy held flag and NOW that idiot support guy decides to start spamming ammo bags.

    8.) Your squad's medic keeps knee-capping you with the pistol so he can heal you.

    9.) Said medic is upset when you team kill him, take his kit, revive him, and do the same thing to him.

    Feel free to add to the list...
  • LifeCrysis

    #2
    Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

    Originally posted by cantina_fly
    1.) You die, and watch a friendly medic walk over you without reviving.


    Feel free to add to the list...
    10.)You die, and watch a friendly medic throw health packs at you.

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    • kjr.

      #3
      Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

      11.) Over 8 people initiate a mutiny vote against you at one time or another.

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      • AlphaCueUp

        #4
        Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

        12. when three squads of two are waiting for the attack choppers, and 6 other guys are waiting for jets..........that are in ther air

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        • Abyss_of_Borg

          #5
          Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

          13. When over half your team is spec ops loitering enemy assets and waiting for an enemy supply drop so they can blow them up again.

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          • SteelWolf

            #6
            Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

            14. Your entire team is made up of Pvts, PFC and Corprals.

            15. Everyones asking how to open their parachute.

            16. 30 out of 32 players are AFK.

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            • Bungalow_Bill

              #7
              Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

              I know this thread is meant to be humorous, but in all honesty that's a really bad attitude. When you see any of the above you know you're on the RIGHT team. Assuming of course you are a competent player it's certain the less experienced/skilled team needs your help to put up a fight otherwise they'd get steamrolled and the server will degenerate in to a lopsided rape fest.

              I hate nothing more than finding myself on an unbalanced server and then watching as all the high ranking players switch over to the winning team at the first chance they get. This sort of cowardly behavior exacerbates the situation even more. Keep the teams fair and try and understand just because teammates X did something stupid doesn't make teammate Y any less deserving of your efforts to help win the round.

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              • CensoredByGod

                #8
                Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

                #17. When thiers 22 players and no sqauds

                #18. When you notice you joined a server with #17 and you only have one base.

                #19. When in said server, none of the 22 players join the squad you create.

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                • Kayback

                  #9
                  Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

                  Whatever number we're on.

                  - Limit for squads reached- and squads Alpha through Gamma have 1 person in them, and most of them are locked.

                  KBK

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                  • imported_[C*]Indest

                    #10
                    Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

                    12. when three squads of two are waiting for the attack choppers, and 6 other guys are waiting for jets..........that are in ther air
                    #20 When you have managed to jump in a chopper, a friendly decides to give the privilage of making you watch the spawn screen.

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                    • OnsErwin

                      #11
                      Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

                      #21 When you are the only guy of 32 trying to get to another flag and the rest stay put where they spawn (mostly last flag)

                      #22 They refuse to spawn on you when your next to an enemy flag and you see them kept on being spawn killed at last flag.

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                      • ponton
                        Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 228

                        #12
                        Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

                        #23 When you join server and see that your team has ~5 tickets left :laugh:

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                        • ColdCircuitCash
                          Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 225

                          #13
                          Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

                          #24. When you join a server and have nowhere to spawn : (
                          #25. You constantly see your own heli's going down due to n00b piloting.
                          #26. Your commander drops arty on your squad, killing you and the squad behind you as well.

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                          • troybob
                            Member
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 2823

                            #14
                            Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

                            poo- i have to use numbers? I hate forums.



                            27 You spawn and the "you lose" screen appears

                            28 A friendly helicptor belonging to a locked squad is hovering in the stratosphere just laughing because their team has no flags.

                            29 No friendlies are moving. AT ALL

                            30 All the friendlies sound like chicks

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                            • vidh

                              #15
                              Re: You know you're on the wrong team when...

                              31. The other team has J10:s

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