Your Funnist Death Ever

[imported_funk3h]

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When i was a pilot in a cobra and i was aiming the TV at the other chopper when i plane flew infront and i hit the plane, oh god. He was like "OMG YOU CANT DO THT WITHOT AIMBOT NOOB"

[The_Misfit]

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over the wkend I was playing and had a funny one...

We took the train accident and their Commander dropped a Vodnik on us. I didn't see it, and as I was sprinting for the HUMVEE I jumped over one of those barrels at the flag and promptly planted my dome on the undercarriage of the Vod, as it was still falling down. I died mid air, and the Vod rolled over on my corpse and I couldn't be revivied... lol

[ondskapen]

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when i flyed very high by chopper, and jump to water without "9" i didnt die, but was something wrong i swam very slowly even with "shift", when i tried to step on ladder then i died

[BlueBunny63]

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Yesterday on the Moongamers Oman server, I was USMC, parachuting into the MEC main (airfield).

I pop the chute, and I'm trying to land on top of the big oil tank, but there's an SU-whatever taking off on the runway. He probably thought "I'll wingtip that damn sniper before he lands..."

So up he flies - right into my chute - *boom* two kills for me. That was worth the death, ten times over. What a laugh.

[imported_Master Shake]

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I drove off a cliff on Kubra and landed my Dunebuggy on the blackhawk hovering below(an engineer was repairing it)....death from above 3 kills....

[kjr.]

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Well I'm a crappy jet pilot (I have under 3 hours) and I was flying to get away from a plane. Mine was about to die so I parachute down, only I'm really high in the air on Wake so it takes forever. I finally get down to ground, I land in the water. After finally making it to land, I get run over by a FAV.

[Pegasus1337]

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ok its the like 10 pionts left the pressure was at a extreem high, we had 3 pionts they had 7. it was basicly down to me, they had all of the pionts, i started capping the second i caped it my 2 other guys died just me this guy dived at me in a j 10 then swooped up verticly and bailed
i was hiding in a bush he cam around and i shot him in the head with my shot gun
as i was t bagging him his rogue plane landed on me the end

[12:oc7ock]

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There is nothing more fun or funny that jihaad jeeping when you're in the mood.

Ever done a Jihad helo? LMFAO, I did one in a cobra for the hell of it awhile back on operation harvest. Threw all of my c4 on the nose and took off. Freaking z-10 comes right at me firing rockets and I bail and detonate blowing the pilot and gunner to hell; I think they were quite baffled at that move. funniest $hit ever. Still haven't tried it in a jet yet.

[illegal_op]

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Hey all

I was playing on RubberDucky, jumped out of a helocopter and got SLAMMED by a UAV. Both funny AND stupid. :)

later

[Ghilleman]

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Probably flashbanging myself, and running around blind until a vodnik ran over me.

[DesertFalcon]

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Wow, register just to make that post?

Mine would probably be... no funny deaths.

lighten up man how do you know he registered just for that reason.

well i was parachuting dow to capturea flag when our commander launches artilery he launched about 50-100m aay from me so i thought i was safe...WRONG one of the guys who got blasted by artilery flew through the air annd his corpse rammed me and killed me. yes dead things can kill you. if i knew how to use battle recorder at the time it would of been a great screenshot.

[Revere]

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getting run over by a car and seeing my body tumble off a fushee cliff

[GMEM]

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i saw someone die on a funny way and when i tried to type; "LOL you died, soooooooo OWN3D by me" I got a supply crate on my head :P

[Flares]

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Had a funny one last night on Mashtuur. At the start of the round, I decided to try for the Backyard flag alone (the others in the Vodnik had jumped out at the Mosque). Got there, parked up behind the flag, jumped out and "holy sh*t!" two humvee loads of USMC turned up at the flag. I decided to run away, but they spotted me and gave chase, so I was running around the backyard flag's corrugated iron fence and empty dumpster followed Benny Hill style by eight or so USMC. I started to throw grenades on the ground whilst running furiously in circles, and got five before they got me. Probably not very funny to the reader, but amusing at the time... :)

[=EAU=Alabama619]

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When someone lobs a grenade right at my head, and I die before it blows up. Or when a enemy plane swoops down over the carrier and kills everyone by flying so low, his wings hit everyone LOL