The Pizza Hut noob rant

[tlniec]

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I feel your pain though....last night I was in the Cobra as Pilot and some guy took gunner seat. I lined him up on a enemy AA Vehicle and he fired the minigun.
I yelled "USE THE TVs!! USE THE TVs OR WE ARE ALL DEAD!" in the Mic. He bailed to death , i died in my ride. We spanwned at Heli-pad he said "yeah man sorry...couldnt find the remote for my TV" I shot him.

Hilarious!

[Haymaker88]

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so basically all the fat boys are going to be cashin on on ebay ?

[unununium]

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we wer all noobs at sum stage. if im in a gd mood i will be friendly to 'em nd try to teach them stuff cos i know wen i was a noob i wud have been grateful for any tips or advice. if im in a bad mood tho i jst shout at them and get very frustrated e.g. gunners that jump out wen they hear the first beep, tanks/apcs that go straight into the battle nd get pwned.

noobs who are noobs cos of things lyk flying shud go on single player tho, cos a noob taking a plane/chopper to learn to fly is not cool

First off... what the hell language are you typing.

And second off, this is why I play with friends who actually know what they're doing :)

If I can't play with friends I usually just play CS...

[12:oc7ock]

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You call them noobs like if you were never a noob and I am sure when you were there the higher ranking guys thought the same about you.

exactly, they're only noobs to me when they take my jet and dive right into the drink upon takeoff. Hate that $hit.

[12:oc7ock]

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First off... what the hell language are you typing.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!:laugh: Didn't you know? 50 cent's new single transmits a subconscious message that illiteracy gets you Cristal, Bentleys, and broads.

[imported_HisChadness]

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i played a single game today and half of the players were sgt and under. low ranks = noobs and when noobs...

Rank means jack when it comes to skill in BF2.

[Blades]

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Are you freakin serious? The Sims 2, Need for Speed or BF2 for 34.95??? With PIZZA? And GARLIC STICKS? Jeez, that deal is awesome!

[solofowaffles]

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yeah i would have like dto getsome pizza and galic bread with my bf2

[ugene91]

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I'm probably wrong, cuz I'm not Australian, but I just tried a quick currency conversion on a website, and is this true?:
34.95 AUD = 26.3716 USD

If so, that is awesome. TWO large pizzas (supreme) by themselves would be like $22 USD here. Add bread and coke and a $40 game? wow. Lucky you guys.

And plus, in BF2, rank is just an indicator of how long you've played. Except maybe ranks like 1st sgt, etc. which require badges.

[[MyIS]Spetsnaz]

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50 cent's new single transmits a subconscious message that illiteracy gets you Cristal, Bentleys, and broads.

I got a giggle out of this because my introduction to 50 cent's music was Patiently Waiting with Eminem, in which he has a line that I'll never forget:

"[...] in this white man's world, I'm simular to a squirrel [...]"

Someone should tell this guy that "simular" isn't a word -- "similar" is. I'm sure he knows that though. Being "ig-na-int" is the phad these days. Not that it's a bad thing, it makes us look smarter :)

[ROCKETt]

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elitism sucks

[Online1-0]

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Couldn't care less about noobs in the game. But those dam Aussies....

[Desertfox]

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Ever stopped to think people use 2nd accounts? I do
What about if he was just setting up his joystick and it was all buggered and thats why he crashed (Happened to me )

[unununium]

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Someone should tell this guy that "simular" isn't a word -- "similar" is. I'm sure he knows that though. Being "ig-na-int" is the phad these days. Not that it's a bad thing, it makes us look smarter :)

A quick search at teh dictionary.com (yes, I'm a nerd) proves that "simular" is actually a word :p

sim·u·lar
n.
One that simulates; a pretender.
adj.
Simulated; sham.

source: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/simular

Now perhaps his usage isn't correct, but it is a word. Judging by the definition, however, it would be a good word to describe all of the suburban white kids that "get all up in" the "rap game".

[lone_wolvy]

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I guess you have a right to rant, but a player's rank isn't any indication of skill; play in any server with 'veterans' and you get them doing the very same things, as you point out above.

Agreed, I hate that attitude. I've put in 15-20 hours a week in competitive play for the last 5 months. I have no rank to show for it because it was unranked play, and after that I started a new pub account, so I have one Gunny Sarge account and one now Corp. And I really wouldn't consider myself a "noob". silly thread creator.