Anyone have any tips on how to use the tv guided missile on other attack helicopters? It's very hard.
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Sloi is correct but stuck up about it, when I asked for him to teach me, you should have heard him.
"Ok, now take your aiming utensil and move it -4 degrees on the X axis so you can lead the target which is 200 meters from our position. Since the formula height x width = get laid then if you were to add a +2 movement with your aiming utensil in the Z axis once the attack helicopter gunner missile has passed the 140.4293225 meter mark you should land a direct hit on the rectum of the target, slowly inserting that throbbing, pulsating missile into it and taking it back out, feeling it nibble on the tip of the warhead while hearing the chopper's engine groan - "
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........ wrong post reply?Originally posted by RoadHomieSloi is correct but stuck up about it, when I asked for him to teach me, you should have heard him.
"Ok, now take your aiming utensil and move it -4 degrees on the X axis so you can lead the target which is 200 meters from our position. Since the formula height x width = get laid then if you were to add a +2 movement with your aiming utensil in the Z axis once the attack helicopter gunner missile has passed the 140.4293225 meter mark you should land a direct hit on the rectum of the target, slowly inserting that throbbing, pulsating missile into it and taking it back out, feeling it nibble on the tip of the warhead while hearing the chopper's engine groan - "

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is he on about BF2 or his gf/bf?? lmaoOriginally posted by RoadHomieSloi is correct but stuck up about it, when I asked for him to teach me, you should have heard him.
"Ok, now take your aiming utensil and move it -4 degrees on the X axis so you can lead the target which is 200 meters from our position. Since the formula height x width = get laid then if you were to add a +2 movement with your aiming utensil in the Z axis once the attack helicopter gunner missile has passed the 140.4293225 meter mark you should land a direct hit on the rectum of the target, slowly inserting that throbbing, pulsating missile into it and taking it back out, feeling it nibble on the tip of the warhead while hearing the chopper's engine groan - "

no seriously just practice as much as u can, im pretty good with the TV nd u need to remember not to click too often but redirect it as needed, keep at range nd ull b fineComment
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one thing about you gunners though. if the pilot hovers for a few seconds, that means that the pilot wants you to shoot something infront of him.
i just had a gunner do the exact opposite. i hovered infront of an anti tank guy but my gunner NEVER fired for some godforsaken reason. i hovered for like 5 seconds then BAM, AA fire killed us.
needless to say i cursed like a mofo after that.Comment
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there was no tank...only an anti-tank guyOriginally posted by RoadHomieThat is because the gunner is looking at the 120mm shell which is in the tank barrel which is attached to the tank controlled by Mohammed who is laughing at you through the tank window.
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