Dumbest way to die?

[HowieMandel]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

Oh! Im sure this has happened plenty to some of you, but last night was my first. I laughed fairly hard .... and im an old grump.

I was snippin' on a high roof top. I got spotted by a bunch of folks so figured i'd better get out of dodge. One guy made it to the roof below me....unknowningly to me, however i jumped down to that level and landed on his head. Didnt use a chute or nothing, just jumped down to save my butt, and killed him............as i landed on his head. It was pretty funny.
Scared me even. lol.

[Ghilleman]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

Supply crate on top of head from friendly commander.

[AngelOFDeath]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

probley um

(being a gunner in a tank and getting artitarlyed right outta youe seat and have the tank and drive go on fighting)

(getting artitarleyed out of your car and having the car stay alive)

[KingJungle]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

1) Trying to squeeze through the part of a parked vehicle where it is pushed against a wall.

I have done this too many times...LOL :laugh:

[Anomalov]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

I'd have to say my worst deaths were
1.) Getting out of a chopper while it's spinning, and getting to watch the tail end take my head off.
2.) After jumping from the building by the main MEC base on Karkand, I pressed my parachute button 8 times (I counted) and still splattered on the pavement. This has happened several times.

[Blades]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

Su34 bomb hits the side of the carrier, goes flipping, and hits your atk chopper while you are strafing some infantry that snuck on.
Pressing your parachute key rapidly to release it, it doesnt go, you fall and die then look down angrily and find that your finger was on the 8 button the whole time.

[Quasimofo555]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

1.getting the driver that dosen't see large holes in bridges
2.shooting the sandbags with the stinger
3.firing a nadelauncher while running and it catches on like a window sill and does a 180 and hits you
4.AT rocketing the wall
5.hitting the invisble wall on dragon valley (this one gets me mad, the rest are funny)

the best way ever
driving a BH in to the cooling tower on dalian (funny as hell to watch)

[raceacontari]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

2) Getting killed by a claymore from 20 feet away.

3) Getting killed by a claymore that detonated while you were in the air.

Claymores (in real life) have a range of out to 100 yards. If you are 20 feet away from a claymore facing you and it goes off, you are dead. Doesn't matter if you are in the air or not either, you will die from a claymore at that range.

[sarb]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

running down the stairs in the tv station

[Bucknasty]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

1) getting blow up by ur own C4
2) getting run over buy a vehicle while crossing the street
3) jumping on a tank

[Phrag]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

Having a full Black Hawk bail out while you do a 180 to avoid a missle. You kill or damage most of them and crash because you are swearing to hard at getting a instant -10.

[Ligan]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

crashing in a plane

most annoying thing ever, but accidents happen(i use mouse+key)

[-Thomas-Rickets-]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

Flipping an FAV....it stops....get out ....and killed by the spinning tires.

[owenc17]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

Hovering your helicopter 500 meters up and getting hit by Arty coming UP

[bakera2407]

Re: Dumbest way to die?

the dumbest way i have died .....
1 - getting squashed by the supply crate ..... 5 times a week
2 - tossing grenades with right mouse button like the left