The Invincible Tank of Karkand

[UGHQ CMDR Hawk]

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Ever wonder how to be the ultimate whore in Karkand?

1st) You have to have the word "Ultimate" in your title. (UGHQ = Ultimate Gaming HeadQuarters)
2nd) You need a good squad that knows spawn points at the east artillery spawn.
3rd) 2 supports and 2+ medics....
4th) Gain position above the spawn and drop supplies and medic packs everywhere. It beginnings by camping the **** out of any dumb ****s that spawns in.

If done by a "n00b" team... you will not get results. If done by a "Ultimate GHQ"s team.... you got Ultimate Whoring on Karkand.

[i made you]

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Ever wonder how to be the ultimate whore in Karkand? Here is a detailed instruction.

1. Apply to be the commander
2. Spawn as a sniper
3. Take the tank.

Now, Claymore your tank so enemy spec op cannot sneak up to you (Claymore outranges C4), UAV around your tank so you know when people are sneaking up, and enclose yourself with supply boxes.

Anything short of a direct artillery strike (which doesn't hit you that often) or a 20 men suicide rush can't take you out.

An APC with C4 could easily take you out.

[Eternal-Souljah]

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I've not played on Karkand in like a month, too much of the same crap, I mean everytime I played it the following happens constantly:

1) Apc + Tank rolling up and down the sides of alley raping.
2) C4 and claymore utopia, for the ones who need explosives badge.
3) PKM'ers (entrance to alleyway, up at boxes)
4) Grenade spamage, throwing back and forth for like half the round.

[Pilo-II]

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Man, today on Kark I saw the ultimaste tank whoring. Enemy side with 2 tanks raping anyone that leaves the base, on the OTHER side OUR takes taking anyone that comes near the base on foot and the other tank was just camping else were with 100+ kills and no deaths.


And surprisingly bizzare 1 shot kills out of a corner.

Also, the tank whore guy. He was on our team but I got killed by him! And it said I was killed by an enemy, also, he was an ENGINEER but the gun he killed me with was a G36E! How the ****???

[mlkmnz]

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Also, the tank whore guy. He was on our team but I got killed by him! And it said I was killed by an enemy, also, he was an ENGINEER but the gun he killed me with was a G36E! How the ****???

Were you smoking a marijuana cigarette laced with something?

[Pilo-II]

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Nope, it happened. I've double checked because I couldn't beleave it myself. The guy was on our team, 1st with most kills in his tank, and when I got killed, it said I got killed by THAT guy, it was his name, no one else was with a similar name on the server. And yes he was an engineer.

[-=TxG=-Phoenix]

Re: The Invincible Tank of Karkand

Ever wonder how to be the ultimate whore in Karkand? Here is a detailed instruction.

1. Apply to be the commander
2. Spawn as a sniper
3. Take the tank.

Now, Claymore your tank so enemy spec op cannot sneak up to you (Claymore outranges C4), UAV around your tank so you know when people are sneaking up, and enclose yourself with supply boxes.

Anything short of a direct artillery strike (which doesn't hit you that often) or a 20 men suicide rush can't take you out.

C4+humvee=tankwhore/bad commander, dead!

I hope I am never playing on your team! You would suck as a commander and we would loss the map for sure.

[specter]

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too bad u dont get points for kills as commander

[Fulman]

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:rofl: :laugh: I have seen and heard so many funny things in Karkand.

Why not?

Adds to the Chaos of Karkand:banana: