Signs you know u play BF2 too much

[goaliemike]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

Ok i have 2, since there blasting the rocks near our house. So almost every day on my way to school the folowing occurs

1- I tell my freind "WTF y dont they use C4, and if its too strong bunnyhop chuck it"

2- If we walk back home and i hear them blasting i yell "get inside the nearest building b4 the arty arrives"

[OCl]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

When you raise a flag by standing next to the flagpole.
When you think defibrillators cure cancer and AIDS at the same time.
When you think claymore isn't a type of sword, but an explosive.
When you see your boss with a red name above him.
When you see your gf with a blue name, sometimes with a green name.
When you think China has better jets than the US.
When you see Emergency room and think you could do better at aiming the defibs yourself.
When you hold the World Record of the fastest prone jumping in 1 minute.
When while being robbed, you are mad at DICE for not giving you a knife.
When you think you could go to a warzone alone and finish with 67 kills and 3 deaths in a tank.
When you are surprised that you cannot "rape" a spawnpoint IRL.
When you think you don't have that broken rib because of that prone jump you did when you jumped from a two storey building. When 2142 is out, you blame your parachute for not opening.

[frazzman]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

I do this one alot:

When going around an area, you look for spots where you could snipe from..

Golden Eye on the N64 had me looking out for CCTV cameras so i could snipe em out.

When you see your gf with a blue name, sometimes with a green name.

:rofl: .., its that red tag blue tag yah wanna watchout for .. damn teamswitchers :P

couple more ...,

- When your standing in a supermarket queue wishing you had C4
- Lighting up a cigarette and saying "smoking"
- Shouting SMAKTARD N00B! at the driver in front of you, wishing you could crush them under tank tracks.
- Hearing Lockon sound when you see a traffic warden.

[pYura]

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When you are waiting for the buss and start counting the thrown cigarette stubs laying on the bus stop and start wondering about satistics. (stubs/bus, stubs/cancer, bus/cancer ect.)

When you imagine flying helicopters around one' head shooting his face

[imported_cmall1113]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

When you climb a ladder to repair ur roof and u find urself looking for claymores at the top i've done it 3-4 times now

[imported_[UTAC] Incognito]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

lmao!!!!!!

[VC_Resurrected]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

-while at work you imagine head-shotting your boss with an m24
-you try and chat up a chinese girl using the words 'tai-pow!'

[=IMO=THJones]

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When your mother in law comes over and you yell: Enemy Sniper Spotted!!!

[Rambo-82(NOR)]

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1. - when u see an ambulance ,and think it must be a Medic MOD..
2 - Looking at tv and see a 5star general and think he must be a stat padder or something
3. -when u hear foreign languages spoken nearby, and scream enemy units on the move.
4 - Everytime youre abroad and see another flag ,you jump and prone beside it ,and try to drag it down.
5 -when u are in the military ,and look for their rank and name over their heads.
6 - everytime you see a jeep you scream: hey, i need a ride!
7 - when u are at the airport, u look up to the skies for baseraping jets.
8- when u are out swimming ,u look up for jets and helis.
9-when u see an officer u say: stats?
10-If u do anything mentioned here.. :0

[pYura]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

When you are searching for someone's name above his head ROFL thats the best...

[Boomstick68]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

When surfing the web, you keep your fingers on WASD!

[Alcorr]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

The one thing I consistenly do in real life, is look at people that are standing alone like seeing someone way down the end of the hallway and just imaging the spotted circle pop up real quick and I imagine myself spotting them its wierd I don't say anything, but it just keeps happening.

[Sir. Blackhawk 5]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

When you climb a ladder to repair ur roof and u find urself looking for claymores at the top i've done it 3-4 times now

Also use the wrench to repair the roof.

[redrider]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

Im an electrician at the plant I work at. When the equipment has an electrical break down I get a call to fix it.
I caught myself the other day, twice, telling machine operators "Your Good To Go".
The worst one was driving home after work and counting the points I would get, for the road kills, in the parking lot at WAL-MART. Scarry. . . . . .Red

[kiss my RICE]

Re: Signs you know u play BF2 too much

-When you chuck rocks at people swimming to the shore at the beach to stop them from storming your flag
-When you instinctively go prone when a stranger walks around a corner
-When you run for the nearest building when u hear fireworks and think it's artillery
-When you're caught replacing the american flag at the library with one you made for the Middle East Coailition
-When you nightwalk and wake to find yourself on your roof camped out with a grass suit you made and a long stick in your hand
-When your pencil runs out of lead and you call for a supply drop
-When you shoot several people in front of you so you can be the first to board the plane at the airport
-When you run behind a wall evertime you see a black sillouette on a hilltop
-When you find yourself searching underneath you bed for cleverly-placed C4's
-When you find yourself checking the tops of ladders for claymores
-When you jump off of high buildings thinking that you can always use your paruchute to stay safe
...that took awhile :)