Signs you know u play BF2 too much

[imported_nexus3372]

Let's see how many signs there are that say that u play BF2 too much.
All posts should start with a " ( " then the number, e.g. (1

Let's get this thing rolling....

(1 When you fall down you yell, "Medic, Medic"

(2 When your mom wakes you by pulling away the curtains, so the sun shines in your eyes, you scream "wtf teamflash"

(3 When you use commands in normal conversations

(4 You get -5 points on ur geometry test for saying: Triangle ABC = Triangle DEF by HAX

(5 when you reply with a "gg" to your friend thinking its an insult:

"oh ya, so you failed that test? gg..."

(6 When your wifes throws the circuit breaker that your PC is hooked to

(7 When your computer desk looks like a walmart recycling center

Next post should be (8 now lets get this thing goin!

[deadman2312]

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ok....

i live by the Canadian border in Michigan.....so needless to say the Coast Guard flies up and down now and then....so onto #8.

(8. When a chopper flies over head and you have the feeling to scramble to the AA battery.

P.S. This has been done before i think.

[lil_jimmy_norton]

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ok....


P.S. This has been done before i think.

Many times.

But the search sucks so I can't find any of the other threads...

[Phrag]

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Said it before and I will say it again,

9) When your "low gas" alarm goes off while you are driving and you swerve into on coming traffic to break the missle lock.

[ConscriptVirus]

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10) when ur driving down a street and notice something suspecious u have the urge to just jump out of ur speeding car just to check it out

[[2bit]Modmaven]

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11. You yell "hostile slick inbound" at anything in the sky

[deadman2312]

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lmao.....at both last posts!

[xXgammaXx]

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12) When your playing hide and seek with your friends and your it, you say "hostile infantry spotted" when you see someone.

[SkylineXZ]

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10) when ur speeding down a street and notice something suspecious u have the urge to just jump out of ur car to check it out

Rofl!

[imported_Boots]

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- When you dream about BF2
- When you don't want to waste your high on anything but BF2 ownage
- When you have to wait 3 games to play a game on your own computer because you have addicted two of your best friends, and they're always in your dorm because of this sexy game.
- When you and your friends can be caught saying "Bompula" or "Aflectia hoona," IRL.
- IRL When you have your friends slide out into the hallway and pretend to pistol you... or have someone pretend to L96 you and tell them they missed, run into the room they're in and have him tell you that you just got clayed.

[Bigharryjohnson]

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Bahahahah those are good. I wont list one but other night I had a nightmare. I dreamed I spawned at the beginning of a round as medic, but when I went to switch to med kit i pulled out smoke grenade. I awoke in a cold sweat!

[vets.Sarge]

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When you try to press Q and say sorry whenever you make a traffic mistake

When you try to press PageUp to let your cat out

When you see someone waiting at the fresh bread department in the supermarket when there's no bread, and you think "oh, he's just waiting for the bread to respawn"


I have seriously done all of the above

[Rexophane]

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The first of these threads is in the War Tales section, and its usually pretty high up in the list.

[dontshoot@bob]

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When you see someone waiting at the fresh bread department in the supermarket when there's no bread, and you think "oh, he's just waiting for the bread to respawn"

LMAO :laugh: :laugh:
thats some serious dark thinking going on there

I agree with driving down the street and seeing something out the corner of your eye. Just wanting to spin round in the middle of the street and start firing off tank shells!!!

[NLTD_Thy_Mama]

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You see someone getting out of their vehicle and you think of sprinting over, stealing it and running them over.