Excellent BF2 tips

[tehpwnerofnoobs]

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#4295: When you start a squad, ALWAYS lock it! You don't need those dumbass teammates of yours spawning on you and stealing your spawn rape kills! Also, rememer to constantly request supply drops to feed your own C4 spawn raping.

#4841 When commander, only use the UAV where you are! Who cares if that squad hunting down people making a run for your factory needs to know where the enemy is? Use it on the one guy that might blow up your artillery! Remember, if your artillery is destroyed, your team automatically loses.

#4842 Only use crates to repair your artillery! Who cares that your APCs that made it past the enemy need repairs and that an engineer is running to repair it himself? Use the crate to get it back 3 seconds faster!

[Phenixs]

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pre 1.2 tip:

When youre a sniper...be sure you always drop a claymore ontop of a rooftop next to the ladder. this only counts if youre on a building thats in youre own base so youre team mates will not be able to get on it.

[OCl]

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tip: Spawn as medic, always. Under no circumstances are you allowed to spawn as anti-tank, otherwise, you would be the person who gets tankowned. You ARE a medic, YOU revive those noobs who got hit by a .50 caliber. That benefits your team, even tho, there are no anti-tanks in your team. At any moment there will be a chopper/jet saving your asses anyway.

tip: Make sure your team has no flags at all, then be the only surviver in your team and show those aces who their dealing with. Everybody on your team will spectate you and admire your perfect surviving skills. The audience is at its climax when you are hiding, because you are so good, even enemy commanders can't spot you.

[pak_hopper]

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232: If you are following your squad and see the enemy heli..be sure to shoot at him with your pistol until he notices. Your squad will appreciate the ensuing massacre.

[Mayflower]

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ok lol... took me a little time to see it's all sarcasm.. :hmm:

- Always run into Red Circles to have bonus points

[KingJungle]

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232: If you are following your squad and see the enemy heli..be sure to shoot at him with your pistol until he notices. Your squad will appreciate the ensuing massacre.

I see this way too much...LOL :laugh:


#6969 - when a new commander comes on, make sure you try for a kick vote, just coz you know you are the best commander ever born in the world today, even though you really don't want the position...maybe even try for a kick vote against the enemy commander, even though you don't know how he is doing.

[Six.]

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### (i) Fight! FIGHT FOR THE HELO/AIRCRAFT!!! kill everyone waiting around the hangar/helipad- you'll show em you mean business and that you're better than them all. In any case, if you think you're really cool, make an example of everyone camping around a hangar/helipad by killing them all and telling everyone how easy a target they all were.

(ii) This is especially important when you're in your mighty clan - your clan needs points and high-ranking members, you cannot afford to take the road or fight as infantry. Be sure you're a sniper with a M95- so that even if you DO miss getting on the Helo, you can kill the pilot or gunner (that's not on your clan) for it later when it comes back for repairs and resupply. In fact, make sure ALL your clan-members do the same. (courtesy of the [SK] clan, whom I had the fortune of running into - they are THE BEST AT THIS!!!)

### ALL your team-mates suck, why bother playing cooperatively? Say no to all commander's orders, and make sure you're only there to get points- anything else could possibly end your attempted medal/badge/kill streak spree prematurely. The more points you have... the better you are than everyone else on the planet, and the better you are than everyone else on the planet - who the hell WON'T be your bestest buddy and suck your ****?

### Running headlong right into battle is courageous and a great example to all your team-mates, do this often, in fact- who cares if two tanks, APCs and a helo were spotted up ahead? you know you can take em all, all you have to do is just believe (Yes, even if you're a sniper, actually- ESPECIALLY if you're a sniper).

[Pluckyx24]

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More BF2 Tips.

1. When commander, constantly praise and rebuke all the squads, like about every other second. Squad leaders and members want to know how they are doing, all the time. Don't focus on giving them commands, calling in artillery, or using UAV. Besides, what would you know, you're not doing the fighting. Don't worry if they complain for "excessive spamming". They only do it from love.

2. Do you see a really good player on the enemy's side? Vote kick him! Remember, this will help your team: one less fighter is one more chance to win. Always having a kick vote up will benefit your team.

3. Real soldiers fight on foot, incompetent ones use armor. When the game begins, make sure you hop in a APC or tank, and drive out of the combat area as far as possible until the death counter starts. As far as possible so that nobody can reach it. It's okay if you die because you are doing a your team a favor and dying for honor. Also, when you see an Engineer repairing a vehicle, jump in it and do the same thing!

4. Make sure you continuously report all enemy activity to your teammates. By doing so, you will ensure that your flags will not be captured. If you see something that looks like a boat on top of a building, tell your teammates "Enemy Boat Spotted". Wait no, it looks like a APC, tell your teammates again "Enemy APC Spotted". Then again, it maybe is a tank. Tell your teammates "Enemy Tank Spotted". Again, don't worry if they complain. They complain because they love you. Your goal also is to make their mini-map filled with red blinking warnings. You want them to be immersed in the war and so that they will be more observant of their surroundings.

5. Always shoot a tank with your pistol. And always stand in wide open space while you are doing so. Tank drivers KNOW that enemies are hiding behind buildings, around corners, and in bushes. Hide where tanks drivers least expect: in wide open space.

6. If you find yourself in a losing team, kill all your squad leaders. They may be terrorists trying to sabotage your team's plans. First, join their squad and respawn on them. Then stab them with the knife and all their medics (they might be terrorists, too), and then simply leave the squad. If you see a full squad though, make sure you vote kick them first, so that you can join.

7. When driving a helicopter, you may jump out even when there are players in them. Remember, you are just trying to get from point A to point B. It's not your fault that they hopped in with you. Before jumping out, make sure the helicopter is heading directly into a building, a tree, a mountainside, or into the ground, so that the enemies cannot hijack it for themselves.

[tlniec]

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I cannot count the number of times #7 has happened to me. What's really great is when it's a BH, then the helo just hovers/spins around in the air until you get airsick or jump out. :P

[pak_hopper]

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1. When commander, constantly praise and rebuke all the squads, like about every other second. Squad leaders and members want to know how they are doing, all the time. Don't focus on giving them commands, calling in artillery, or using UAV. Besides, what would you know, you're not doing the fighting. Don't worry if they complain for "excessive spamming". They only do it from love.

Haha, I love the rebuke the squads right before we loose. People take it soooo personally.

[Evil_Eye]

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wen u see a guy with a good wep TK him and take his kit. Nubs shuldnt b allowed unlocks anyways.

[phugoid22]

NOOB question

hi....
just got BF2 for PC.
am i playing against the computer when i play as a single player?
it sure looks like i am playing online, or is that just the way the game is?
confused...please help anyone... THX

[mafia_boy]

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hi....
just got BF2 for PC.
am i playing against the computer when i play as a single player?
it sure looks like i am playing online, or is that just the way the game is?
confused...please help anyone... THX

Yea but much harder and a lot more intense action!

Bit off topic though there buddy!

[Jemme101]

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Here is another Tip. If you want to do some Stealth stuff like Specops or Snipers do and wanna get there in a Jeep or something, plz make sure you BLOW UP THE F****** JEEP. It kinda is a dead giveaway if suddenly out of nowhere a gray vehicle popsup on an enemies screen :laugh:

[Panzerfaust Monk]

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#1 When you're in any vehicle at all and you hear a loud indicator noise and flashing red icon on your screen, bail out immeadiatly! This is especially important if you're the driver or pilot. If so, give absolutely no indication that your passengers do so too. Just let them be suprized! People like suprizes!

#2 If you're a sniper, make absolutely sure never to spot out any enemies for them. Your teamates can handle it by themselves. Besides, why interupt your camping session to press a button?

#3 Always make ABSOLUTELY sure that you spawn with a kit that everyone already has. You must avoid diversity at all costs! This way, you're team is much more efficent, and since no one is different, nobody has to feel awkward!