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  • Skwurl

    #1

    Excellent BF2 tips

    After playing for quite a while and reading another 'guide', I decided to make this custom list of tips. Hope it helps.

    #1 - Always fly the jets and choppers on the Gulf of Oman. Always.

    I just can't stress this enough. There should be a minimum of 15 people waiting on the carrier at ALL TIMES for their chance to grab one of these babies. Once you manage to get one, fly at full afterburner and drop your payload on those idiot team members who are attempting to 'cap' a flag.

    Walking is for wimps - and they know it.


    #2 - Every sentence should somehow incorporate the word 'Noob'.

    Variations such as 'newb', 'newbie', and 'noobie' are also acceptable. E.g - "You're such a noob!!! Everyone knows jets are the way to victory!!"

    #3 - Run in front of moving vehicles.

    This rule only applies if there are no jets on the map (which means you shouldn't even be playing on that server anyways.) This rule is especially important when a fellow team member is driving the vehicle. I mean, who died and put them in charge of the road? This is traditionally followed up with a punish.

    #4 - Use the 'Say All' command.

    BF2 players should ALWAYS be yelling insults at each other. Don't be scared to let go of the mouse completely and engage in flame wars with the opposing team. A popular tactic is to comment on their terrible playing ability - just to get the ball rolling. Speaking on ones mother is also a popular trend. This is also an excellent real world example of implementing rule #2.

    #5 - Never pick anyone up.

    Your vehicle should only contain one person - you. Despite the load capacity in the APC's and Transport helicopters, your best bet is to ignore the requests of fellow team members and ride solo. If you happen to hear someone request a ride, locate the member on your minimap and proceed to run him or her over. This forces them to stop being so bloody dependant on valuable members of the team.
  • netphantom

    #2
    Re: Excellent BF2 tips

    LOL!! Nice! quite funny but silly

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    • Plugscan

      #3
      Re: Excellent BF2 tips

      Excellent ill be following them tonite

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      • Xanthias

        #4
        Re: Excellent BF2 tips

        Originally posted by Skwurl
        #2 - Every sentence should somehow incorporate the word 'Noob'.

        Variations such as 'newb', 'newbie', and 'noobie' are also acceptable. E.g - "You're such a noob!!! Everyone knows jets are the way to victory!!"
        Don't forget that you can also replace characters with numbers and symbols to appear "l33t". This gives you n00b, n3wb, n3wbie, n00bl3t, and the like.

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        • Skwurl

          #5
          Re: Excellent BF2 tips

          Originally posted by Xanthias
          Don't forget that you can also replace characters with numbers and symbols to appear "l33t". This gives you n00b, n3wb, n3wbie, n00bl3t, and the like.
          An excellent point...

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          • TrueWarMachine

            #6
            Re: Excellent BF2 tips

            You forgot something.....
            -When you are medic and someone with no healt is jumping in front of you and asking for first aid, you MUST run away and ignore him!
            Note that you can also do it with support.

            -When you are commander, you should fly with helli or jet and if you cant, drive tank or APC.This way, your team learn how to play with no UAV, Supply, Artillery or Scan/spot.

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            • <<R2>>ctskier

              #7
              Re: Excellent BF2 tips

              This is how it always seems on any server u play on.

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              • MisterBubbles

                #8
                Re: Excellent BF2 tips

                Nice lol.

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                • TrueWarMachine

                  #9
                  Re: Excellent BF2 tips

                  Originally posted by <<R2>>ctskier
                  This is how it always seems on any server u play on.
                  Dont you understand its all sarcasm???
                  Well i wish cause it was for me :S

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                  • rombaft

                    #10
                    Re: Excellent BF2 tips

                    nr 6 : only revive when you are under havy fire .

                    this way you are a real teammate, you revive your mate for both getting killed at the same time afterwards, how nice can you be.

                    nr 7 : when someone calls for AMMO and you are support, run away

                    when you here "need ammo" run like hell, WTF is that guy his problem, no ammo , run man, run.

                    nr 8 : do not, and I repeat, do not cape a flag

                    this way the enemy stops spawning there and you won't be able to spawnrape anymore, also when you cape the flag, your team can be there to, you don't want that.

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                    • pak_hopper

                      #11
                      Re: Excellent BF2 tips

                      9. Only artillary a flag we you are SURE atleast 5 of your teammates are present at the flag. You sure as hell didn't order them to do that and they are most likley up to no good.

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                      • mafia_boy

                        #12
                        Re: Excellent BF2 tips

                        Excellent tips guys i will follow them to the letter!lol but you left one out;

                        10: play as a lone wolf and never never join a squad! even if invited!

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                        • Alcorr

                          #13
                          Re: Excellent BF2 tips

                          10: play as a lone wolf and never never join a squad! even if invited!
                          Hey thats not a good one, I know this is sarcasm, but there are alot of lone wolfs that are more valuable than many squads in this game....

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                          • CaptainBuck

                            #14
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                            11. avoid at all costs shooting anything down with a jet(especially on MEC) the only real way to take anything out is to hit it at full speed.

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                            • imported_Bullet Magnet
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                              • Nov 2006
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                              #15
                              Re: Excellent BF2 tips

                              When in a squad trying to be stealthy, make sure to fire your carbine at armor.

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