Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[Kreepy Kitteh =^o.O^=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Don't go North either

Australia has even less people so you know, they just have a lot of room

that makes that Kangaroo look very attractive to the lonely dude in the outback :p

Fail!...


Australian Women > UK women

And we have an abundance of them

[Oli]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Fail!...


Australian Women > UK women

And we have an abundance of them

Unfortunately that is QFT

Baywatch, Neighbours omn nom nom

[Yukiism]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

It's a good thing that guy is wearing a mask. You know what i'm saying?

[.Gunfire]

Smart A$$ Awards

Haha, got this as a forward.

The Best Smart *** Answers of 2008 !!


SMART *** ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.

SMART *** ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

SMART *** ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She a asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'

SMART *** ANSWER #3
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART *** ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'

SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008 !!
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-*** student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the stud ent, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

A BONUS EXTRA
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect

[Kreepy Kitteh =^o.O^=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[media]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=JIpZxBczWUg[/media]

Good lord, this looks fu**ing AWESOME!!!!!

[Spik3d]

Re: Smart A$$ Awards

A BONUS EXTRA
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect

Good stuff.

[Jazzman]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mPM4b9lkEU[/media]


hahaha :laugh:

[Hawkers]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[media]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk[/media]

Scarlet beats all

[Kreepy Kitteh =^o.O^=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

ROFL!! I love that video xD

It should be a .gif D=

[Dan2k3k4]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Building a High-Power Blu-Ray Laser

[Namakan]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Building a High-Power Blu-Ray Laser

You could easily blind yourself or others with that :|:

[Idaeus]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[media]http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/IMC/A9738~Attack-Of-The-50-Foot-Woman-Posters.jpg[/media]

Oh and dont know if this is old but I lold. Top 10 weirdest usb thingies.

http://gadgets.fosfor.se/the-top-10-weirdest-usb-devices-ever/

[=98=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Maidenhead is really messed up :|:

[imported_Will]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

So whats your opinions on Killzone 2?

[Hawkers]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Maidenhead is really messed up :|:

whaaaaaaat?!!