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  • Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

    Hahahah, me and a couple of friends went out, had a few beers and went to what a guy claimed to be a "awesome party". When we arrived we didnt see a single person over the age of 14....


    We stayied for 5 min and i felt slighty pedophile

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      cant find jokes thread....

      A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

      "Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

      "Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.

      The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

      The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

      "It was ME," chortled the Indian.

      So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.

      Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

      "Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

      "Fair enough," said Sven.

      "Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

      "Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

      The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"

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        I have the headache of the century >:3

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          Hey baby,do you work at subway because you make me a footlong.

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          • Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

            Originally posted by Oli View Post
            I have the headache of the century >:3
            I feel your pain. And i feel a little like Michael Jackson...:dead:

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            • Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

              The Doctor Who finale finally aired here. It was awesome

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                It says that there are 105 pages to this thread but I can only post on 96? o.0

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                • Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                  Originally posted by Kyle View Post
                  It says that there are 105 pages to this thread but I can only post on 96? o.0
                  Likewise.

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                    It's fixed. Werd up.

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                      Hai! where did Waaah_wah go???

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                        I think I upset him... I told him to quit trying to get attention by acting 'gay' on the internet because he blatantly doesnt get the attention he wants in RL so i told him to quit it..He then deleted his post and never returned....yet...

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                        • Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                          I didnt delete my posts! Lol ffs, im not Spiked. My posts are still here a page or so back.

                          Originally posted by CrAzY eYeD cAt =^O.o^= View Post
                          Hai! where did Waaah_wah go???
                          Im still here honey

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                            I can't remember the last time I got home this early w00t!

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                              Lol wednesdays i finish at 11:30 :P Half days ftw

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                                Originally posted by Hellsent View Post
                                I think I upset him... I told him to quit trying to get attention by acting 'gay' on the internet because he blatantly doesnt get the attention he wants in RL so i told him to quit it..He then deleted his post and never returned....yet...
                                It was all you, definitely!

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