All 36 Achievements Revealed for the Medic

[CSN NewsBot]

Kotaku was also privy to the new content coming soon for Team Fortress 2. In addition to their own impressions of Goldrush and the unlockable weapons, they also have a full list of the new achievements!



Let's get this list started. You can find the rest of the list after the bump!

• First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of six or more players
  
  
• Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who is taking fire form four enemies at once
  
  
• Group Health: Work with two other medics to deploy three simultaneous Ubercharges
  
  
• Surgical Prep: Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends
  
  
• Trauma Queen: Deploy three Ubercharges in less than five minutes and assist in five kills during that time
  
  
• Double Blind Trial: deploy an Ubercharge within eight seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his
  
  
• Play Doctor: In a team with no Medics, be first to switch to Medic after a teammate calls medic and heal 500 health
  
  
• Triage: Deploy an Ubercharge on a teammate less than a second before they are hit by a critical explosive
  
  
• Preventative Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an Ubercharged teammate
  
  
• Consultation: Assist a fellow Medic in killing five enemies in a single life
  
  
• Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill fifty Scouts with your syringe gun

[break="more than you can shake a stick at"]

• Peer Review: Kill fifty Medics with your bone saw
  
  
• Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing thirty enemies where neither of you die
  
  
• You'll Feel a Little Prick: Assist in killing four enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Scout
  
  
• Autoclave: Assist in burning eight enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Pyro
  
  
• Blast Assist: Assist in exploding five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Soldier
  
  
• Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out for enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Heavy
  
  
• Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying eight enemy Engineer buildings with a single Ubercharge on a Demoman
  
  
• Midwife Crisis: Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire
  
  
• Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria: Assist in killing five enemies on an enemy control point in a single life
  
  
• Grand Rounds: Heal two hundred teammates after they have called for Medic
  
  
• Infernal Medicine: Extinguish one hundred burning teammates
  
  
• Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing twenty nemeses
  
  
• Placebo Effect: Kill five enemies in a single life, while having your Ubercharge ready but undeployed
  
  
• Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bone saw ten times in a row without dieing or missing
  
  
• Intern: Accumulate seven thousand heal points in a single life
  
  
• Specialist: Accumulate ten thousand heal points in a single life
  
  
• Chief of Staff: Accumulate ten million total health points
  
  
• Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing
  
  
• Medical Intervention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact
  
  
• Second Opinion: Ubercharge two teammates at once
  
  
• Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll
  
  
• FYI I am a Medic: use a bone saw to kill five enemy spies who have been calling for Medic
  
  
• Family Practice: Ubercharge ten of your steam community friends
  
  
• House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an Ubercharge on him
  
  
• Bedside Manner: be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own

[meowmeow]

Holy.. shit..



Some of those achievements are just impossible.. but fun.. in a way..

[FatboyTim]

Some of those are to all intents and purposes, impossible for the average player.

[Ryosuke T]

creative titles. but the objective of these achievements are insane and nuts. knowing me, i don't think i'll even break 1/4 of them only avg may 2-3 hrs a week. haha.