Orange Box Release Trailer

[CSN NewsBot]

Apparently, Half-Life2.net got their hands on a new release trailer for the Orange Box. The new trailer was given to halflife2.net's Samon from Valve themselves.

What do you guys think? It could probably do with some gameplay footage, at least.

[Kotae]

It could definitely do with some gameplay footage.. Otherwise, it's kinda blah to me.

[snafu]

What was that trailer for? Meteorites?

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I wrote a better script in less time than it would take to explain what piece of shit trailer was for:



Cue Heavy Metal

Quick shots of shit exploding and being set on fire from HL2:ep2, TF2 and Portal

Title: Half-life 2: Episode 2

Shot of Strider exploding

Title: Team Fortress 2

Shot of Heavy laughing and mowing down d00ds

Title: Portal

Shot of someone reaching terminal velocity

Title: Plus Half-life2 and Half-life 2: Episode 1

Shot of explosion

Title: All in one box

Title: The Orange Box

Title: Out now for Xbox 360 and PC

Explosion

End Heavy Metal

Logos [which explode]



Awesome.

[ph03nix(k)]

I dont get it

[Venom666]

hahaha valve and I'ts pranks... It's a prank right... it's not the real commercial...



If it's real then they should find new publicists

[zazenXhagakure]

Why'd they have to kill the guy in the trailer, he was just minding his own business, not hurtin anybody

[DevgruSeal H.E]

..I don't get it.



Doesn't really fit with the storyline either. It'd be interesting if there was some kind of explosion, cue portal storms, Seven Hour War, etc, all 're-enacted' with actors, etc.

[zazenXhagakure]

..I don't get it.



Doesn't really fit with the storyline either. It'd be interesting if there was some kind of explosion, cue portal storms, Seven Hour War, etc, all 're-enacted' with actors, etc.

they should make the seven hour war as an episode, that would rock

[AzN_PrOPh3t]

Venom666 wrote..

hahaha valve and I'ts pranks... It's a prank right... it's not the real commercial...



If it's real then they should find new publicists

I hope its a prank, lol. It was cool. But seriously, wtf. Not related much?

[Thortok2000]

zazenXhagakure wrote..

they should make the seven hour war as an episode, that would rock

Gordon wasn't around for that.

[Zeratul114]

That was... Er. Special?

[Haklin]

Worst promo video ever.

[brains]

Thortok2000 wrote..

Gordon wasn't around for that.

adrian! c'mon valve!

[zazenXhagakure]

Gordon wasn't around for that.

I realize that, but with with how little gordan does or says, it wouldn't be trouble to play as a different character



but as an episode, the 7hw would be very action orientated and dramatic, with a constant downhill struggle against an overwhelming enemy

[MrBosnia]

not that much of a special trailer. won't believe its by valve either until its officially released by them.