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[The-Moose]

OMG MY BASKETBALL TEAM IS GOING TO STATE OMG.



all my stuff has been shipped.

[Gpig]

Bokuho wrote..

Go on Gpig, get a babydoll top. You know the whole crossdressing look is really 'in' this year.

I'll consider it.

[ZackMorris]

did they think this could actually fool us into being happy that we got out "weekly Wednesday update"?!

[Josh29]

Edited by [user="271697"] @ [time="1108270478"]

Breast pockets really are for breasts!!!!!



Damn, I vote this as being the awesomest sentence thing ever!

[acc_int]

Josh29 wrote..

Breast pockets really are for breasts!!!!!

I vote this as the lamest joke ever.

[abysmal]

rizzuh wrote..

Wow, you guys are all hardcore and totally straight! CS is FOR LOOSERS!



I was in a club up in Vancouver last month and this cute girl I was dancing with told me she loved Counter-Strike. I told her I know CS very well and ended up getting her number. Don't trash CS shirts or posters -- getting girls is all about being yourself! And by that I mean talking to girls who are completely smashed.

That sounds so untrue it just cant be true.

[The-Moose]

does rizzuh use candams?



hint - replace the "a's" with o.

[DaRk-AnGeL]

So the bottom line is Valve doesn't give a fuck about Europe. It's all the goddam european teams who are the best in the world. I'm not going on a big OGM I HATE AMERICA !111@~~1 spree, I just think it'd be nice if Valve considered its friendly European neighbours. :)

[Josh29]

acc_int wrote..

I vote this as the GREATest joke ever.

I concour.

[Slipknotic]

no smalls dumb...

[Bigun]

er, america=nation of fatties, maybe thats why there are no smalls, cos there are very few small people in america lol!