CS: Source Tomorrow?

[Que_?]

We here at xxx have received information from a reliable source regarding the return of Jesus Christ. * As no official announcement has been made by those at Valve, this is purely speculation based on the information we received, and the date is subject to change.



You can say just about anything, as long as you add that last part.

[{(COMMANDO})008]

why hasn't csnation say it wasn't true that it isn't coming out today?why haven't they comforim that the source was wrong by this time??why

[Ricebowl]

wolf8218 wrote..

would you shut up already? your joke wasnt even funny in the first place.

It's not even a joke assmunch. It's the goddamned truth.

[wolf8218]

we here at CSN have recieved news that Ricebowl is going to go out on a date with a girl. *As no official announcement has been made by those at Valve, this is purely speculation based on the information we received, and the date is subject to change.

[{(COMMANDO})008]

suck my balls rice bowl!! lol

[Mobius?]

Que_? wrote..

We here at xxx have received information from a reliable source regarding return of Jesus Christ.

Hey, I have been here for nearly 2 decades, why must you mortals continue to speculate about my return?



Bow before me, faithless heathens, or face eternal damnation in the flames of hell!

[wolf8218]

what about all the muslims here?

[Ricebowl]

wolf8218 wrote..

we here at CSN have recieved news that Ricebowl is going to go out on a date with a girl. *As no official announcement has been made by those at Valve, this is purely speculation based on the information we received, and the date is subject to change.

Oh that's gold jerry... GOLD!

[{(COMMANDO})008]

how the fuck is jerry fag ?

[Ricebowl]

what?

[wolf8218]

ricebowl i ask to form a truce with you to take out this evil called commando!!!

[{(COMMANDO})008]

why am i evil? what do you mean

[Ricebowl]

it's time to go....



but before i do.... mark my words: it isn't coming out this week. You know where I'll be to thank me in the end.

[{(COMMANDO})008]

yes you will be sucking my balls at my house

[wolf8218]

methinks its time for banban