CS:S Movies, Sprays, Impressions

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  • CSN NewsBot

    #1

    CS:S Movies, Sprays, Impressions

    My fellow Speakeasy-fanboys over at FileShack have posted three new Counter-Strike: Source movies, linked below.Our friends over at CSBANANA have posted a page previewing some of the CS: Source BETA sprays. Nice to know that spraypaints are back. Josh "Rottencrabs" Keebles, 14, finds like fact that higher resolution sprays are now attainable. "While the original Counter-Strike introduced me to online pornography," Josh says, "I hope that the Source port of my favorite game will literally rape my mind with fantastical imagery of three lesbians being fisted by that cute nurse from Scrubs. The latina... Yeah — yeah, her."



    Finally, you can read some CS: Source BETA impressions written by normal games fans from Shacknews (linked in the next sentence). Authors ShekkyBoy and CrunchTime4l, both resisted the urge to write "ATTN CS SOURCE MENZ."
  • Scroto

    #2
    "I hope that the Source port of my favorite game will literally rape my mind with fantastical imagery of three lesbians being fisted by that cute nurse from Scrubs. The latina... Yeah — yeah, her."



    What the fuck.

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    • Julio Caesar

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      • Thortok2000

        #4
        Did we really need to hear that about the porno? Sheesh.

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        • Scroto

          #5
          Wait, so in CS:S you can fist lesbians as a Latina Nurse?

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          • Zips

            #6
            Thortok2000 wrote..

            Did we really need to hear that about the porno? Sheesh.
            It's as much a part of CS as rescusing hostages is. At least it used to be until the porn people overtook the number of people who rescue hostages



            And those sprays. Not too bad at all, but I'm going to miss my "Lt Blue" "Smilie" spray. *sniff*

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            • {Sose}

              #7
              damn the POS known as fileshack, anyone got any alternative mirrors for those vids?

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              • Zips

                #8
                {Sose} wrote..

                damn the POS known as fileshack, anyone got any alternative mirrors for those vids?
                These are basically fileshack exclusive for a while. They're not too bad. The fly around gives a nice look at some areas that weren't really covered well in any of the other vids.



                Just wondering what the prob is with fileshack though? Not like there's any lines there ATM.

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                • ReFresh33

                  #9
                  how come the players in the vids kinda suck and how come they can't tell the difference from ct and t?

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                  • David Johnston

                    #10
                    Colours sprays... what memories...

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                    • Fendie

                      #11
                      The fake ladders were the best!

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                      • Q(''Q)

                        #12
                        omg they are fucking beautiful. valve's outdone themselves

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                        • DeFade

                          #13
                          wow. i can afford to buy my 9800pro on wednesday as long as i dont eat too much, so it looks im going to lose a few pounds!

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                          • [SXE]Sgt. Pepper

                            #14
                            Are sprays still shitty .wad format?

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                            • popewax|psycho

                              #15
                              wow that kid owns i must say congratulations to him, for making my day already start off laughing

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