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[Deletable_Man]

Can I have a race car?

[David Johnston]

Deletable_Man wrote..

Can I have a race car?

Good news everyone! No.

[Deletable_Man]

You're just being mean cause I got leet aim_ mapping skills and you don't!

[David Johnston]

Deletable_Man wrote..

You're just being mean cause I got leet aim_ mapping skills and you don't!

Bite my shiny metal ass.

[Deletable_Man]

YES SIR!

[-:Nighthawk:-]

Been there, done that...

[Supersonic^]

David Johnston wrote..

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Um... I think so. What happened to the rabbit?

[xlokix]

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David Johnston wrote..

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

dave johnston...that was beautiful..go futurama

[-:Nighthawk:-]

Pharlap wrote..

i always see that in clan videos. isnt it because all those "l33t pl4y0rZ" are all lined up in order to maintain a smaller lateral profile? and as they slowly walk (urgh! ..walking) towards the bombsite, a camping CT with his recoil-less colt, steps out from behind a corner and starts spraying at them. since they are all lined up (being l33t), they get anhialated in seconds. and the Ts cant retaliate because their screens are tilted from all the juicy headshots theyre receiving.

The one I'm referring to was with an MP5/USP/hegren versus a glock rush on the non CT spawn site. He takes the first two down nearly instantly with the MP5, and the third is gone not long after. Running out of bullets on the 4th, he finishes him off with the USP, then spins to the left to HS the 5th man who went down the ramp. I still hear that spot behind the box referred to as the Rambo spot on occasion, heh. :) Sure, it was against guys with glocks and no armor, but he still went up against them all face on, and came out on top.

[xlokix]

yea, do you know anyone else who used one of the auto snipers during the cpl when they were losing?

[entRo]

Hope people don't complain, it's only preseason.

[-Aragorn]

Oi, the flagrant use of Futurama quotes!

[David Johnston]

Finally, people realise the logic behind my madness... FINALLY. Congrats everyone who spotted it - you win 50 Tricky Dick Fun Bucks.

[DchozN]

MikeJ and DaveJ are long lost brothers with Supersonic1425 being the bastard child in this case.

[MikeJ]

it's funny because our last names start with the letter 'J'